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@pats wrote:

HOW MANY LIST MEMBERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed. Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and
how the light bulb could have been changed differently. Seven to caution
about the dangers of changing light bulbs. Seven more to point out
spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. Five to flame
the spell checkers. Three to correct spelling/grammar flames. Six to argue
over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” …. another six to condemn
those six as stupid. Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry
and give the correct spelling. Nineteen to post that this group is not
about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or
light bulb) forum. Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we
all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.
Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty. Seven to post URLs where one can
see examples of different light bulbs. Four to post that the URLs were
posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL. Three to post about
links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes
light bulbs relevant to this group. Thirteen to link all posts to date,
quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add
“Me too”. Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because
they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. Four to say “didn’t we go
through this already a short time ago?” Thirteen to say “do a Google search
on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs” Three to tell a
funny story about their cat and a light bulb. AND One group lurker to
respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Does the same apply when changing a fuse? =D>

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As in corpse? Guilty. Five times. :shock:

Have you?

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Don’t know why i put: “AGAIN.” Must have been a reason. :-k

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@soulie wrote:

shes not online for a few months, scott has agreed to give up somthing and she has agreed to give up pc

or somthing to that effect

Giving up the computer for a partner? Now what a silly thing to do. :lol:

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Not Guilty!

Have you ever tried talking someone out of suicide?

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@geordiebird wrote:

i try to shock :lol:

You being rude again GB? =;

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@mystery_girl wrote:

same here gb i kicked his ass 4 that

Now now, no need for violence! [-X :lol:

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@geordiebird wrote:

i am totally evil but loveable too :lol: :lol: :lol:
but i never laugh at funerals i am a big softy

I know you can be a big softy, still shocked me though! :lol:

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Smoking another ciggie. :D

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Do you know what page? Can’t be assed sitting here going through all of it. :?

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