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@*Sian* wrote:

Oink OInk

Can you squeal too? If so, then my place, tommorow evening, bring the lube! :D

[Tiz Me]

OMG! HeHe, what a dip-stick,…

Got this jumper, it’s new, anyway, just put my hand in the collar to scratch my neck, and felt this card.

Mr Plonker here has only left the tags on. :D

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@*Sian* wrote:

@t‘iz Me wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

Baa ram you Baa ram you to your clan you must be true baa ram you Get ya wollie sporon on :P

That a welsh rap???? :lol: :lol: :lol:

OH DAMN, RAM BAM, KEEP SHEEP, HILL STEEP,
wellies, smellies, car, baaaa, oh, no, go, no, farmer cummin, me too, what i do, run, run, farmers gun, wave hand, off my land, sheep s/hagger, smoke a fagger, :shock:

Did i just write that?

LMAO!!!!!

It’s off the pig film :lol: :roll:

Dunno where yours came from :P

Giggles you mucky pup!!!! :lol: :lol:

I don’t want to know of any films you’ve been watching with Pigs! =;

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@giggles wrote:

I was looking for the vibrating vagina option and couldn’t find it so left it :roll:

I wouldn’t even attempt to try a Vibrating Vagina. I’ve used my hand for years, and when i’m single, i’ll go back to my hand. At least he understands me, he’s always willing to do it, he doesn’t look at engagement rings every five minutes, he makes coffee, he cooks lol, and most importantly, he doesn’t fall asleep on me! There, speech done, so,…

What do i wear under my Basque?

OOPS, i mean,… JEANS! :oops: So sorry, got one or two things on my mind. :lol:

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@dizzybrunette wrote:

I cant believe this site at the minute, ffs wot is everyone arguing about. (The price of bacon)

Its not real, we will never see the people who are supposing ‘mates’ or ‘enemies’ only in rare cases so why the fook argue with em???

(Santa’s not real either, i still write him lists though)

2 words cum in mind (I know two things that cum in quantities)

GROW UP (Only if you eat your crusts)

get a real life, thought this is supposed to be fun (I said that to the hooker)Emma xx

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@*Sian* wrote:

Baa ram you Baa ram you to your clan you must be true baa ram you Get ya wollie sporon on :P

That a welsh rap???? :lol: :lol: :lol:

OH DAMN, RAM BAM, KEEP SHEEP, HILL STEEP,
wellies, smellies, car, baaaa, oh, no, go, no, farmer cummin, me too, what i do, run, run, farmers gun, wave hand, off my land, sheep s/hagger, smoke a fagger, :shock:

Did i just write that?

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@t‘iz Me wrote:

Ewww, wouldn’t the wool make a todger itch though? :lol:

you tell me lol… and do you normally have that prob :wink:

Only have that prob, if it’s been somewhere it shouldn’t… :shock:

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I remember going back years ago, my dad bought an Elephant thong for a joke.

We got home, and in the Kitchen was my uncle, and aunt, and who walks in, wearing nothing but this thong? :shock:

What a p/illock… :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Ewww, wouldn’t the wool make a todger itch though? :lol:

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Vixen :shock: :shock: :shock:

That’s the one. :shock: She did a circus act also, she t/ossed off three clowns, and gave a donkey oral, whilst the Horse,… Well, i’m not saying where the horse was, but i’m shocked that you know of her…

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