ToMmY-ToXeN

@reileyroo wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

X factor?? boring c*nts! Boooooooooo! Go hug some trees ya hippies!

My thoughts exactly.

Go Shayne!

My god whats so “brite” about u?
I understand now why u lot warned us about the weirdo’s now. :roll:

I think you got the wrong of the end of the stick there Reiley…. :?

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@Beatty Blue wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

I get grumpy around Xmas.

so it’s x-mas for you all the time :mrgreen:

:lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

I get grumpy around Xmas.

so it’s x-mas for you all the time :mrgreen:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

who are these people?!?!?

Wot he sed! :-s
You don’t post on the boards so **** OFF!!! :twisted:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Done.

I feel a bit sick now though.

Brushing your teeth with orange juice for 30 minutes is bad enough

But drinking toothpaste from the blender non-stop for 3 minutes over-did it a bit.

f00k me tommy now that made me laugh

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

^agreed with rainy, i’m turning lezza too!

Who are you as well 8)

Hold on, if we are both lezzas….

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

well PB has rough hands, like sandpaper ffs

:?

anyway cool pic Giggles :D

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

I used to think PB was the oldest chatter. Then I saw ChathosUK in The Star sat in a wheelchair with his tartan blanket over his knees, at 108 years old he’s backing the council’s plans to inform older people on how to stay warm and safe during the winter.

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i’m scared of needles so i can’t give blood.

i’ve been frightened of needles ever since PB unzipped his jeans and got 2 midgets to forcibely hold me down. It wasn’t the tingling pain that did it as such, it was what squirted out of it after that really put me off them.

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GET A HAIRCUT YER HIPPIES!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Hi Racquel

Edited!

Hi there Rachel :D

Doh! #-o

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

awww i can’t wait to be there for my little baby’s first christmas

i’ll buy itloads of useless cr*p that it’ll never even use cos it’ too young and take it out in the snow and to the park

ToMmY takes his baby to the park!

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

STOP IT!

You can’t stop genius at work! :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Try the Roast with your yorkshire puds and gravy! You’ll love it!

I’ve never had the cottage pie yet, or the lamb style grills

I’ve had those pork style things but I don’t really like them much :?

I recommend Aunt Bessies veggie toad in the hole: (Sainsburys)
Or Tesco’s veggie toad in the hole. :wink:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

What you meant to say was they walked in and played at a pub you happened to have been drinking in wasn’t it?

It doesn’t count if you heard of them AFTER they’ve played, Squeeze!

PML – stop beng awkward…..as if I would travel all the way to Aberdeem just to go to a pub! :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Cheese wire… hmmm, I never thought of that! I was leaning towards changing my trademark to hanging by clothesline, but it just doesn’t have the same feeling as piano wire!

Hey btw Owen while i’ve got you here

have you tried the Quorn Roast??

I had half of one last night and it’s brilliant!

I was gonna save the other half…

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

no cos they’re sh*t and nobody has ever even heard of them apart from you!

Not true – I went to one of their gigs a few years ago in Aberdeen….so ner ner :P :lol: :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

I didn’t have you down as one with the whole yankee trends of halloween Pikey.

I hate halloween, when kids knock on my door i tell them to f*ck off to America if they wanna celebrate an American holiday, then i usually pre-emptive fill up bowls of freezing cold water with ice cubes in them, i have a window directly above my…

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

stop yer complaining, ffs when a woman gets rough with a man it’s not called abuse, it’s called dominatrix ya big girlys blouse 8)

Ahmen brother 8)

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

yuck i’ll never get one, i’ve dumped 3 people for getting ’em, they’re so horrible, nothing makes me more floppy than tattoos.

i just don’t get modern fashion though

i still don’t understand why everybody is getting earings in their tongues and lips and disgusting places like that :?

which singers are they copying anyway

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