ToMmY-ToXeN

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i think i’d make it in the guinness book of records as the “oldest young man in the world”

i’ve got more in common with a 120 year old than i do with a 20 year old :?

you wet the bed?

@T’iz Me wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

I get a lil kinky at times, OK!

I know, i seen the pictures… Poor rabbit… :?

:lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

I get a lil kinky at times, OK!

I know, i seen the pictures… Poor rabbit… :?

@Becky wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

sexsexsex

Shocker :roll: You are a man :wink: :lol:

now it’s on my mind too… =P~

@*Sian* wrote:

@Made up name wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Since nobody else will say it I will

Who are you and what the sam hill ( :lol: look, behaving myself!) are you on about?

who i am= Made up name :)

what im on about ….. if you haven’t ever seen Afro Ninja there’s no point :(

FWK me are you Ant? :lol:

oh this could be fun…[Read more]

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

sexsexsex

Shocker :roll: You are a man :wink: :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

I waited 10 minutes in that closet and you never showed up, so i had to do it myself and now the doors are all cummy!

Maybe you should finally get out of the closet ToMmY :wink:
We all know you’re there… :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i want a baby, i feel left out i’m getting old damnit

I dont have one either Tommy. Lets make JC babies together!

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@Volksie wrote:

I def get spitroasted by 2 sometimes more :wink:

:lol:

Oi! You not suppost to tell everyone that, that was our secret [-(

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

i want a baby, i feel left out i’m getting old damnit

You”re not old :roll:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@Geoff wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

I’m not gay, damnit! How did I know my girlfriend of 6 years was really PB in tranny disguise?????
I thought (s)he just had an unusually long clit!

What concerns me tommy is that you took this ‘clit’ up yer bum.

Well, it was something different! Is all, I’m a kinky mofo OK??

=D> =D> =D>

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@Beatty Blue wrote:

http://www.starwreck.com

“Have you seen it yet?”
I thought you was gonna whip out ya whopping willy or something!

Not yet ToMmY! I’ll show that one later 8-[

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Sometimes I have fried egg on toast

yummy

biting into the toast and having the warm runny yolk drip over the crust

ok, brb! i want some now

Mmm….I want some now!!

Butter, egg or cheese for me. 8)

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Butter!

I mean REAL butter, not that poncified french margerine cr*p that tastes like solidified urine!

I only ever use real butter cos margarine is bad for you and your body doesn’t break it down :P

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@Flirty-Guy wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Fashion? :?

I’ve got one…

You go in with it.
You pay.
You come out without it!
What is it?

Credit Card :D

Erm..

You come out without it!

You usually come back out with your credit card :wink:

Depends how forgetfull You are :oops: :lol:

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

hi betty

there you go =o)

Hi ToMmY! nice to see you :D

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

that’s my ring tone!

Ok

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

I have..

“Ring Ring………Ring Ring……….Ring Ring………Ring Ring……..Ring Ring………Ring Ring……..Ri…”Tom speaking!”..”

:roll:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

that’s cr*p GG, my monster of a beast motor would outspeed that anyday.

check out my cool mother f*cking wheels 8)

I could have wet myself from laughin so much then my youth 8) :lol:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

no, she was a bit of a slapper innit, they didn’t wanna catch the clap.

And since when did men worry about that? :lol: