Tory Girl

Michelle McManus was the fatty that won X-factor, shes still a fatty but that Gillian McKeith of *you are what you eat* program visited Michelle and showed her the error of her ways. So Michelle sensibly stopped eating foods that made her a porker in the first place, because Gillian told her to, not because it was blatantly obvious, and she lost…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

:-s Alright, alright. I only bought it for research purposes. And I’m sure the banning order from the local baths will be overturned as soon as people start to realise that.

But did the cap fit?!? :wink: :lol:

You missed out the good work they also do when they get involved with charities who otherwise wouldn’t get the support thats needed. Band Aid, Live Aid, to name but many!!

*pops the bubble* 8) :lol: :lol:

Hello!! xx

History has taught us that innocent people have been executed. In the case of that baby however seeing that the man has only got 8 years for what he has done, our Justice system is pathetic and I am ashamed that a man like him could possibly be free to roam these streets again one day!!

Not sure if I should be more worried about the scam or the fact that Chathost UK seems to have a picture of David Hasselhoff in his avatar!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

My theme would be murder-mystery.

My guest list would be

Paul 0’Grady (for humour)
Mother Teresa (her compassion)
Einstein (his knowledge)
Lord Lucan (to question his disappearance)
Malcolm X (his beliefs)
Prince William (because he will be king one day)
Margaret Thatcher (to annoy everyone else)
Joan Rivers (for her wit and humour also)
James…[Read more]

8) I thought my ears were burning somewhere along this thread!! :lol: :lol:

Next poster will be……whoever posts!!! 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hang him, whatever, let him rot in jail, thats sick and he should never get out, he deserves to die in jail.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Given things that have been said about me in the past, probably a younger version, small but loud!! 8) :lol: :lol:

I’ve seen off bigger and uglier people in my time, mostly big sweaty labour supporters, some net scam artist is puppy food!! 8) :lol: :lol:

oh well in that case I await a more thrilling thread from you, the floors yours!! 8)

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I shared a flat with a good friend (who is now a leading Barrister) many years ago. his ‘chat up line’ was to approach any female at a party and say words to the effect of ”Hello you seem to be alone at the moment – do you fancy a fuck???”

A surprising number of them said ”Yes”. Mind you he ended up with some terrible fat…

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or if you look at the bottom of the reply box, theres an *add image to post* which ive used which does it automatically for you as well!! :D

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

How the hell can they view private messages!!!!?? they arent even logged in. :shock:

Its a google bot or something similar just trawling the site 8)

LMAO!! stop watching me!! :lol:

Just give me an electric cattle prod, outtakes from X-factor, re-runs of eldorado, I’d have them begging for mercy within the hour!!! 8)

Still havent planned my annual jollies, I think I better get planning :shock:

@cath 55 wrote:

Hi Jenny

welcome to the boards, have to warn u tho they are addictive lol

i aint paranoid or owt like that ‘i only do wot the voices tell me’ ………..

hugssssssss xxxxx

So it’s the voices then? :shock: :lol:

@Lou-Lou wrote:

@Tory Girl wrote:

Some weird lady with a book asking if i knew all about god!! :lol:

and do you ???? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh of course!! he works in my local chippy with Elvis!! :lol: