[Tory Girl]

Michelle McManus was the fatty that won X-factor, shes still a fatty but that Gillian McKeith of *you are what you eat* program visited Michelle and showed her the error of her ways. So Michelle sensibly stopped eating foods that made her a porker in the first place, because Gillian told her to, not because it was blatantly obvious, and she lost lots of weight. She’s still a large girl though, rome wasn’t built in a day. Not sure if she still sounds like she sings through her nose, I lost interest in the woman at the beginning of this paragraph!!

[Tory Girl]

@pikey wrote:

:-s Alright, alright. I only bought it for research purposes. And I’m sure the banning order from the local baths will be overturned as soon as people start to realise that.

But did the cap fit?!? :wink: :lol:

[Tory Girl]

You missed out the good work they also do when they get involved with charities who otherwise wouldn’t get the support thats needed. Band Aid, Live Aid, to name but many!!

[Tory Girl]

*pops the bubble* 8) :lol: :lol:

Hello!! xx

[Tory Girl]

History has taught us that innocent people have been executed. In the case of that baby however seeing that the man has only got 8 years for what he has done, our Justice system is pathetic and I am ashamed that a man like him could possibly be free to roam these streets again one day!!

[Tory Girl]

Not sure if I should be more worried about the scam or the fact that Chathost UK seems to have a picture of David Hasselhoff in his avatar!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Tory Girl]

My theme would be murder-mystery.

My guest list would be

Paul 0’Grady (for humour)
Mother Teresa (her compassion)
Einstein (his knowledge)
Lord Lucan (to question his disappearance)
Malcolm X (his beliefs)
Prince William (because he will be king one day)
Margaret Thatcher (to annoy everyone else)
Joan Rivers (for her wit and humour also)
James Dean (the drool factor)
Elton John (for the entertainment)
Hugh Hefner (to see what the fuss is about)
George Best (the legend)

menu –

Starter

Salad starter for vegetarians
With choice of side dish.

Main meal

Morrocan Lentil and Garbanzo Soup (for either veggies or non veggies)
Roast Duck or Lamb with all the trimmings.
Burgundy Beef with Portobello Mushrooms.

Dessert.

Chocolate pecan pudding with bourbon sauce.
Orange and Lime Terrine

[Tory Girl]

8) I thought my ears were burning somewhere along this thread!! :lol: :lol:

Next poster will be……whoever posts!!! 8) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Tory Girl]

Hang him, whatever, let him rot in jail, thats sick and he should never get out, he deserves to die in jail.

[Tory Girl]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Given things that have been said about me in the past, probably a younger version, small but loud!! 8) :lol: :lol:

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