toybulldog

you remind me of cheesecake

anyone who’d buy me cheesecake

anyone who’d buy me cheesecake

cheesecake

cheesecake

well I thought the Munch siggy was Sharon on the bus ?

@PATS wrote:

only one i can fink of is festus from the quiz room cos he does nowt but bloody moan.

I’d pay bloody good money not to spend a day with me ol’ mucker Fest. Can we all agree he’s the winner now ?

and can I be the one to inform him ?

this just made my day…………… : O )

Sharon, sometimes I wonder if you’re really taking it seriously

” red sky at night, shepherd’s delight,

meat and potatoes…….. Shepherd’s Pie ! ”

( w i n k )

Dance Me To The End Of Love

Dance me to your beauty with a burning violin
Dance me through the panic ’till I’m gathered safely in
Lift me like an olive branch and be my homeward dove
Dance me to the end of love
Dance me to the end of love

Leonard Cohen

Valentine

The things about you I appreciate
May seem indelicate:
I’d like to find you in the shower
And chase the soap for half an hour.
I’d like to have you in my power
And see your eyes dilate.
I’d like to have your back to scour
And other parts to lubricate.
Sometimes I feel it is my fate
To chase you screaming up a tower
Or make you cower
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hi VergissMeiNicht

I’d call you FM but that might sound like you could only be read in stereo. Sorry didn’t mean to imply plagiarism, which can be rather a hard concept to prove, but do know those lines from somewhere……….meanwhile the IKEA school of literary criticism is alive and kicking and working overtime on my stuff.

I never compose…[Read more]

@Forget Me Not wrote:

Illusion’s shadow
Water’s untrue reflection
Time’s relentless march

I remember reading this particular haiku a long time ago, is it Ezra Pound ? Maybe not but it will come to me……

: o )

Beetroot !

and so, I now retire

ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZ ZZ Z Z zzzzzzzz zzzzz zzz zz z z …….. ….. … .. . .

lotty I was gonna post something like…you know … something incredibly witty and self-dulgent like….cloudsinmycoffeeI’msovainIprobablythinkthispostisaboutme kinda thing……

but thats’s really a heart warming tale about someone else’s real life

god bless ya hun
xx

I’m getting very nervous now. (clears throat)

I’d like to thank my mum for letting the old man buy her that second baby sham, so creating this epic life of mine. I’d like to thank the netball team at school but won’t elaborate further. I’ve swam with dolphins at the top of Everest, travelled beyond the stars on a go-kart I made out of bog…[Read more]

I can’t even spell suedookoo

congrats on that report chris (wipes away bead of sweat from brow)

eighteenthly, and sorry OP for ruining ya thread……return the insult at any time

I’m playing “To Be A Lover”………..the original black ark version not billy feckin idol

burfday present for rubes innit

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

secondly……

no Sharon I simply don’t have that many thoughts in one lifetime lol

dont be silly, they are not thoughts!

fourthly……….

wot number am I on now ?