toybulldog

err……….missing you already i fink…….

I Found South African Breweries Most Hospitable

Meat smell of blood in locked rooms I cannot smell it,
Screams of the brave in torture loges I never heard nor heard of
Apartheid I wouldn’t know how to spell it,
None of these things am I paid to believe a word of
For I am a stranger to cant and contumely.
I am a professional cricketer
My only…[Read more]

@chickenman wrote:

They don’t eat the poison they got that one sussed. Only option is a mouse trap for B & Q about £4. Has to be the one that snaps the neck. Put peanut butter on the trap plate dont bother putting lose food on it becuase they just flick it off and eat it. Use oeanut butter because it will stick to the plate and they will lick it…

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@(f)politics? wrote:

Chocolate they cant resist it humane or non humane trap with chocolate they are particularly partial to quality street or roses lol :lol:
but seriously chocolate will bring it out u may even be able to lie in wait if u leave a piece out they really find it hard to resist.

You’re absolutely right.

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I don’t see how they are any more ‘lunatic’ than the two you didn’t feature; but yes, it certainly is a catchier phrase than ‘ non-mainstream ‘.

shazza broke her bum hahaha…

……….I mean, sorry to hear that sharon, I trust and hope that you are feeling better real soon.

(broke her bum haha…)

conquering lion style . . .

JC is not about light bulbs and so please take this discussion to a lightbulb message board

@PATS wrote:

i thort i looked cool as fook sian lmao.

another equally grt version of sound and vision live.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYEOlxcirX0

loving this version pats

. . . pah !!!

@minim wrote:

I would have just moved with in Peter Tosh :)
Third World

if Third World were playing then I doubt very much that foundations would even have existed on the property

Granny

Through every nook and every cranny
The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Around her knees, into each ear
(And up nose as well, I fear)

All through the night the wind grew worse
It nearly made the vicar curse
The top had fallen off the steeple
Just missing him (and other people)

It blew on man, it blew on beast
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@Cymorill wrote:

Drip drip, the tap in my head leaks,
numerous thoughts that just wont cease.
If only it was a case of changing the washer
or tightening up a loose screw.

Like any unattended leaky tap
it affects my sleep to the point
where night has replaced day,
and my windows to the soul
resemble bin liners.

Each drip grows louder than the…

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@minim wrote:

Eeek a mouse

Had forgotten he did the bingdedebongdidebing thing.. hilarious.

Love it :D

this is wicked !

the ‘singjay’ style can sound gimmicky, but it’s not. Liked the video too.

On Seeing the Elgin Marbles for the First Time

My spirit is too weak; mortality
Weighs heavily on me like unwilling sleep,
And each imagined pinnacle and steep
Of godlike hardship tells me I must die
Like a sick eagle looking at the sky.
Yet ’tis a gentle luxury to weep,
That I have not the cloudy winds to keep
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@cath 55 wrote:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2hxlCUm_tVA&feature=related

nice, real nice.

yeah ub40 deserve to be on propa reggae………they released that intentional album of cover songs, then hired private tecs to go to jamaica and track down as many of the original musicians as possible….

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@sunny wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

is a good ol’ laff this thread !!

I like it here…..

Grabs toys tent and evicts him :evil: Other wise you can start paying me rent 8)

I’ve checked with Citizens Advice, broke in, changed the locks, tapped into the leccy meter, graffiti’d the walls and mashed up the toilet.

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@toybulldog wrote:

dunno

f*!@!k$n(!b*!$k**s!!

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many happy returns yvonne
x