toybulldog

I’m posting like a fecker today.

Must be them monkey gland tablets I sprinkled on me winnalot.

I always fancied the queen mum and have her pictures all over me garden shed.

(ok not really I just added that in order to arbitrarily stay on topic)

@kevin wrote:

occasionally there are a few harsh words spoken between a few people

nope, never seen that.

I get bored with the unremitting group hugs

Intelligence, humour and a nice set of babylons are a turn-on. Furthermore, there are also women who can have these qualities.

Pornography takes many forms and cath25(and a bit) recently posted a good example on this site.

Is it still demeaning if the toilet don’t flush ?

Fulham are gone.

If any team deserve to join them it’s Reading. Supposed to be fighting for their lives and Coppell made all them changes yesterday, made our lot look better than they really were.

So come on Brum . . . .

I’m putting this up again because first time round the censorship fingy turned it into shyte, which is kind of ironic. But I was new to message boards in them days and am no longer so young and naive.

the boys i mean are not refined

the boys i mean are not refined
they go with girls who buck and bite
they do not give a fu/ck for luck
they hump…[Read more]

We had a midfield player at the arsenal called johnny jensen once. Looked like one of them german moustachioed 70s po/rn stud muffins on a grainy b+w film that none of us ever watched for a laff when younger when we weren’t out with the lads on a drunken night.

Absolute Highbury legend because he couldn’t get a direct hit on a cows ar/se with a…[Read more]

I’ve seen that siggy so often now it’s on me feckin xmas card list

I remember looking at that collection of “artistic” photos Madonna did.

It was suprisingly heavy to hold with one hand, and I’m still banned from that book shop.

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what if a much of a which of a wind

what if a much of a which of a wind
gives the truth to summer’s lie;
bloodies with dizzying leaves the sun
and yanks immortal stars awry?
Blow king to beggar and queen to seem
(blow friend to fiend: blow space to time)
-when skies are hanged and oceans drowned,
the single secret will still be man

what if a…[Read more]

I’m wondering if the denizens of the JC zoo will this day be inclined to be uncouthly erotic, or funny imparting sudden luffs, or boring with gunwales awash, or surreptitiously cogitating, or suppressing frank qualms in deference to not inobvious pertubations.

Some of the hyenas have nothing to say to me nor I to them – “on the whole” – if you…[Read more]

Vertue

Sweet day, so cool, so calm, so bright,
The bridall of the earth and skie:
The dew shall weep thy fall to night;
For thou must die.

Sweet rose, whose hue angrie and brave
Bids the rash gazer wipe his eye:
Thy root is ever in its grave,
And thou must die.

Sweet spring, full of sweet dayes and roses,
A box where sweets compacted lie;
My…[Read more]

Well done Calzaghe, although I don’t quite see how beating a fading 43 year old on a split decision adds any lustre to his already impressive record.

and to the Welsh fans too who flew out and respected the american anthem. Unlike the Hatton mob last time round – what scum they were….you could hardly call them boxing fans.

We had rugby lessons at school once. I didn’t mind cos I liked all sports.

Terrible experience for someone who had spent years kicking a football in the street. I missed the first week because of bronchitis, so didn’t know the rules. It was a snowy blizzard of a January afternoon and there I was coughing it up in the cold. The elastic went on my…[Read more]

@cath 55 wrote:

hope you sorted this since yesterday toy lol :lol: :wink:

just look at the curves on that dreamlike picture of pink fluffy wonderment !!

ffs cath i’m only canine…….now you’ve made me come over all unnecessary and there’s so much drool on my keyboard, I’m getting electrocuted every time my paw trys to type “fifi you goddess”.

ello, good evening + wotcha pam x

I just set fire to my nose . . .

so some cats have nine lives AND nine tails then, and like a bit of whipping huh ?
I knew a woman who found her son with an S+M magazine once. She said she was gonna spank him………….I wasn’t sure that was such a great idea though……….

thats nothing, I have far more than 81 tales ya land-lubbering chubsterer you xx, but I do specialise…[Read more]

do bears Hot Chocolate in the wood?
……..bears can warm up chocolate in all sorts of forested areas, I shyte you not, because they believe in miracles since you came along blubell you sexy thing; consider Poo Bear for instance – and he licks his fingers too. ewww…….

is the pope really a catholic?
……..no of course he isn’t, in fact…[Read more]

“god it’s tiny this place, you can’t even swing a cat”

?? I guess when the first house designers were measuring up rooms, one of them must have said –

“hey, pass me that moggy will ya…….”