toybulldog

Pregnancy, Childbirth, Post-Natal……..

Incredibly difficult times for most fathers anyway.

Until a mediaperson pointed out the mistake, the mother referred to shannon’s older brother as her ‘twin’ – thinking that’s what you called two children by the same father.

now I know there’s ignorance but that’s just unforgiveable

good morning all xx

still playing same ol’ same ol’…….??……don’t you ever get bored lol

@sharongooner wrote:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/page/item/epeng001.shtml?src=ip_potpw

one of the loveliest April Fool’s Day things Ive ever seen! Courtesy of the BBC.

sharon I showed this to me daughter, she has forwarded to her mates……………how long should I let this run to………….March 31st next year ?

Roast Fish and Cornbread

Lee “Scratch” Perry

I was off work and they play this prank……………………….
my solicitors have been informed………

So that Wonka elevator went all the way to heaven, and only young Charlie got to run the magic sweet factory – sorry found salvation I mean.

At best this is an extremely poor metaphor, at worst it makes less sense than wanting time travel in order to prevent an Elvis defecation.

(lol – think I’ll log off and listen to my baby niece babbling instead)

Hi again nanny.

(and goodbye)
x

Something has ceased to come along with me.
Something like a person: something very like one.
And there was no nobility in it
Or anything like that.

Something was there like a one-year-
Old house, dumb as stone. While the near buildings
Sang like birds and laughed
Understanding the pact

They were to have with silence. But he
Neither sang nor…[Read more]

There is a Smile of Love.
And there is a Smile of Deceit.
And there is a Smile of Smiles
In which these two Smiles meet.

And there is a Frown of Hate,
And there is a Frown of Disdain,
And there is a Frown of Frowns
Which you strive to forget in vain,

For it sticks in the Heart’s deep Core
And it sticks in the deep Back bone;
And no smile that…[Read more]

No, the serpent did not
Seduce Eve to the apple.
All that’s simply
Corruption of the facts.

Adam ate the apple.
Eve ate Adam.
The serpent ate Eve.
This is the dark intestine.

The serpent, meanwhile,
Sleeps his meal off in Paradise –
Smiling to hear
God’s querulous calling.

Ted Hughes

When A. and R. men hit the street
To sign up every second band they meet
Then marketing men will spill out spiel
About how us Glesca folk are really real
(Where once they used to fear and pity
These days they glamorise and patronise our city –
Accentwise once they could hear bugger all
That was not low, glottal or guttaral,
Now we’ve ‘kudos’…[Read more]

(this one keeps a promise to Cath56 xx)

By sloth on sorrow fathered
These dusty-featured Lollocks
Have their nativity in all disordered
Backs of cupboard drawers.

They play hide and seek
Among collars and novels
And empty medicine bottles,
And letters from abroad
That never will be answered.

Every sultry night
They plague little…[Read more]

It’s such a little thing to weep –
So short a thing to sigh –
And yet – by Trades – the size of these
We men and women die !

Emily Dickinson

Most near, most dear, most loved and most far,
Under the window where I often found her
Sitting as huge as Asia, seismic with laughter,
Gin and chicken helpless in her Irish hand,
Irresistible as Rabelais, but most tender for
The lame dogs and hurt birds that surround her,-
She is a procession no one can follow after
But be like a little dog…[Read more]

go for it Sharon and chuck ’em on to the other thread….minim’s DIY one.

I’m sure you’ll be paid with compliments and some very caring facial expressions.
x

Bagpipe Music

It’s no go the merrygoround, it’s no go the rickshaw,
All we want is a limousine and a ticket for the peepshow.
Their knickers are made of crepe-de-chine, their shoes are made of python.
Their halls are lined with tiger rugs and their walls with heads of bison.

John MacDonald found a corpse, put it under the sofa,
Waited till it…[Read more]

must be reading cos me lips are moving + everyfink………..

well where did this one spring alive from ?

they all called d v d ‘s now innit………..

yeah !!!

(let it not be said that he made no contribution…….)

rising oil prices / global warming / 3rd world nuclear powers……………..its them damn foxes scurrying about in our hedges innit !! …..so glad i’m on the pulse here……yeah lets invade the house of commons + change democracy !!

“now come on what are the effects of the…[Read more]