toybulldog

@sunshine1 wrote:

hiya i am new to jc asl everyone :) :wink:

hi janey

and that weren’t what I typed either lol

jeez i’m drunk tonight

@Langstraat wrote:

re: I think I like you
Wasn’t that one of Richard Emery’s catch phrases?
Who the heck is Richard Emery? Bloody forum censorship makes a mockery of what I wrote LOL

see ? you don’t even lower yourself to type Dick Emery and that captures my attention.

but ffs change that avatar it gives me the creeps
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@termy wrote:

Just a normal day in the Toybulldog house then xx

speechless at that.

I only charge my phone when it’s dressed as a bull fighter

(back to speechless)
x

@Langstraat wrote:

Thanks for the ‘welcome back’ Sharon I hardly recognised your avatar and have added it to my collection of forum bints I have in my special grotto

Special thanks to Jack Dee for the tag line to my JW piece

as someone once said to me, I think I like you

Now Ugesybabes, you know very well that you were very insulting to Melech on the thread that was deleted, and totally lacking in any kind of sensitivity that all us keyboard warriors need to show sometimes. Many members will miss Mel’s articles.

You really are such a cretin (mr king of the boards) and a slave to your own wish fulfillment. I…[Read more]

charlie don’t surf

@rubyred wrote:

/runs aboot daft :)

lolling at rubes the revolutionary gadabout

come smoke some gitannes with me hun….paris 68… you and me….now !!

@Bealynne wrote:

Today I ………… Really am on top of the world xxxx

today i: Seemed to avoid opening any texts, letters, doors, pm’s, e-mails or opportunities of any kind.

try again in four years gals !!

@Janey wrote:

Went back to work and guess who phoned me??????????
Toybulldog

yes but you work in bed hun

now you know it was all a dream . . . . .

I was going to post something but then I changed my mind.

lifes like that

@angeldust wrote:

there is a birmingham meet

18th of may

for those who are

intrested

will check out venue

let u know

love angeldust

sorry but were you gasping for breath when you typed that ?

is best they remove young Prince Harold………..

he won’t be wanting an afghan arrow in the eye will he ?
(not many do)

I know I know thats stupid, but of all the voices in my head I make the most sense

@cath 55 wrote:

without a doubt mary the great mohammed ali interviews…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnz77QSu2HA

Ali Koombayeh ! Ali Koombayeh !!

…..wot a great man he was, they stopped making ’em like that a long time ago.

(I cwinge at woss)

you could also say “look just read the bloody meter and go will ya !!”

or

do a hard sell on double glazing – until their eyes glaze over (unlikely)

or

tell them you already Thank God daily for making you an atheist

or

make like a crazed killer who eats unsolicited guests for breakfast
(and their pamphlets)

@Melech wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Have you been crying to the staff Mel …..?

my posts been deleted , your far to sensitive !!!

Ugo,

I know all my posts have been deleted, but not by the Administration…..I deleted them myself….has nothing to do with sensitivity…….it was time. Took me well over an hour to delete all 40 or 41 posts. But, it…

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@rubyred wrote:

still being awake !! have not slept for 2 nights,so assumed id sleep like a log..went away to bed 8ish. and thats me up,,!

Pass the salty water shazz :)

you’re excited because it’s your birthday rubes

have a good one hun !!
x

aye lass it were fab

never had that response before when ordering a food delivery

well lamp-posts are handy and I can do that 3-legged fing standing on my head

woof woof

@cath 55 wrote:

a lil pink poodle called fifi :wink:

aww thats nice Cath, but was that a real smile at fifi or just the usual grimace ?