toybulldog

I’d chase all of ’em outta the house.

( except the one wiv the shades on – too stunned by it’s total coolness )

@rubyred wrote:

I think i love you toybulldog !

lol – well ye’ll ave ta get intae tha feckin queue carmelised one. ‘Cos ay’ll be standin in front of ye !

but a man’s a man fa a’that huh ?

how strange !

either Jeepers or Creepers

(as in where’d ya get those. . . )

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

cheers lucks and pip..the recipient will know what i mean :) its a wee poem full of private jokes to a fellow scot.She doesnt like the fuss,unlike me who broke records on MY birthday thread,,cos they ALL want me :) xx

naturally :wink:

It’s true, she unique she is.
x

Oh….and Happy Birthday Rubes, lets have a…[Read more]

I know, people will keep trying to nut ya.

blame Wenger, everybody else does.

@alan snowman wrote:

im taking my girl sky diving

mines gonna be diving too.

True romance will never die
Here’s a hanky for your eye

” dog moves in mysterious ways ”

is it a german dog ?

Back in my day they built kennels properly. Mine was like Colditz and to escape we had to either build hang-gliders or jump over barbed wire on stolen motorbikes. Which ain’t easy canine-speaking. Most of the time we just barked or rolled in the mud to confuse the jerries.
We liked digging…[Read more]

woof ! woof woof !!

@waspish wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@nanny ogg wrote:

You really really really shouldn’t attempt to educate yourself using google.
Semitics, from the Semites, from New Latin Semite, from Old Latin (Hebrew) Sem.
Everything else is a mistaken b-a-s-t-a-r-d-i-s-a-t-i-o-n of the origin of language.

innit that church bible fingy…..bout when it was well…

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i did know a chris, but she was long round the a rse area

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

i dont have a valentine !!! oh woe is me :)

but still loved by millions :lol:

who – carmelised onions/dundee ?

trillions of minions

@American Woman wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

if you were locked in a room with a killer shark and also your big sister who was wearing a shopping trolley and it was slightly overcast with perhaps a cold front approaching who would win ?

Because of the weather conditions I would have to go with my myself. Cold weather really pisses me off. Unless of…

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Capello scored against us many moons ago. It was a funny era, the Poles used to put circus entertainers in goal (although these days we call them “lehmanns”)

anyway yeah right like THATS all forgiven……………

if you were locked in a room with a killer shark and also your big sister who was wearing a shopping trolley and it was slightly overcast with perhaps a cold front approaching who would win ?

my first was so choice a second ain’t needed

@R.O.T.T wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@R.O.T.T wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

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Hiya toolboy

go on . . . . put up another link then and we’ll see if you’ve even read it.

please !

you. . . . .

seems the quote button recognises shyte and blocks you out.

Clever quote button……….

sharongooner wrote:
What are your favorite

Pair of shoes?
the highly polished ones on my ears

Jacket?
potato

Scarf?
gerald

Way to do your hair?
shurrup……..i’m a geezer

TV show?
tv shows wot ?

Actor?
too many on these boards to choose

Actor over 50?
Paul Muni

Actress?
Brenda Blethwyn

Actress younger than 20?
now that’s a hard…[Read more]

@R.O.T.T wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

will they get gordon strachan too ?

that team could dominate basketball for years

shove it up you rse instead of sharons[/quote

Hiya toolboy

go on . . . . put up another link then and we’ll see if you’ve even read it.

please !