toybulldog

a smile is like the sun breaking through on a rainy day.

Oh damn that was a simile duh !

Never mind, as I’m now officially sexy, I’ll lick finger and pretend to rub me nipple.

Well Rubes I been working like the clappers.

Just got promoted to Chief Clapper in fact.

So, and just for you, clap clap clap………….

xx

@rubyred wrote:

priest !! damm im vowel dyslexic,despite my sheer brilliance !

that WAS true about the priest BTW,,he is a dead ringer for Harpo :)

laffing out loud here !!

I’m nice.

Just phoned me mum and she confimed it. She also said ‘why the feck did ya wake me up ya worthless tosser, get back under that friggin stone you crawled from’

but I read between the lines………

@sharongooner wrote:

Happy talking talking happy talk, talk about things you like to dooooooooooo

yes if you want a dream to come true then having the dream first would be quite crucial.

I actually get that

well I made it to the boards too but do ya hear me making a fuss ?

Absolutely not cos I’m so desperate to escape.

welcome sugar xx

@rubyred wrote:

thats nothing David Hunter . (ronald allen) one of the originals from crossroads is now Mr de sousa in Emmerdale!

mr de sousa !!

it’s just getting ridiculous now

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I think Jeremy Kyle would have his work cut out even with this one lmao!!

and Trisha just resigned in despair too . . . . . .

please allow me to sum up:-

Alexis Carrington ran off wiv Sandy from Crossroads (or pushed his wheelchair – true love may be romantic but it sure ain’t…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

I think Jeremy Kyle would have his work cut out even with this one lmao!!

and Trisha just resigned in despair too . . . . . .

For the soul of poor little Maddy.

A quiet prayer.

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

posting at silly o’clock time also ?

Ha Ha Ha Ha . . . . .

I dont even remember writing it :lol:

I been there.

It’s when you’re writing straight on to the monitor wiv ya bestest crayon – that’s when it’s time for rest.

@sharongooner wrote:

here he is Toy :wink:

you expect me to see that ffs ?

at least blow it up so I know what I’m bumping into………..

hehe
thanks Shazza xx

L O L O L

xx

oh well.

gonna down a bottle of cough syrup then.

Sincerely Yours,

Jeff Snelling

Thought I’d have a snack…….some french bread with a cuppa.

After putting the sugar in the fridge and milk in the cupboard, I knelt down to tie a shoelace (because I like to avoid accidents). Got up and hit me head on the corner of the open cupboard door.

When eating me grub I didn’t see a small piece of foil from the packet of butter that…[Read more]

well said Shazza.

and meanwhile there’s a real abductor/killer out there who never gets mentioned by the holier-than-thou brigade.

Negligence / terrible, stupid, tragic, selfish mistake whatever.

And won’t be while people continue to judge a grieving mother’s body language and insist on taking away her other kids and her livelihood. Is it her…[Read more]

but can you juggle flaming hedgehogs whilst riding a unicycle + whistling yankee doodle dandy naked with a bunch of tulips on ya head ?

???

trust me, it takes years of practice…………………

Because my far-sightedness leads me into all sorts of problems.
Because I stubbornly refuse to admit there is a problem.

It has to be the one and only……………

MR.MAGOO

(someone post a piccy cos me is fick too)

My Agadoo aerobics video.

I looked at the tea leaves in the bottom of my cup. Wanted to foretell the future.

And they told me to do the bloody washing-up.