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    toybulldog replied to the topic Best looking female in Just Crap in the board Polls 18 years, 5 months ago

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @toybulldog wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @toybulldog wrote:

    I did once, but needed two weeks rest and a bowl of cornflakes to recover.

    x x x

    Come round mine and you can have sugarpuffs 8)

    thanks Sharon !

    but really, anything thats put a tiger in my tank will do. I used to like Ready Brek but those adverts on the box made them…

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Best looking female in Just Crap in the board Polls 18 years, 5 months ago

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @toybulldog wrote:

    I did once, but needed two weeks rest and a bowl of cornflakes to recover.

    x x x

    Come round mine and you can have sugarpuffs 8)

    thanks Sharon !

    but really, anything thats put a tiger in my tank will do. I used to like Ready Brek but those adverts on the box made them kids look a little, how can I say, radioactive ?

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Best looking female in Just Crap in the board Polls 18 years, 5 months ago

    I did once, but needed two weeks rest and a bowl of cornflakes to recover.

    x x x

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Best looking female in Just Crap in the board Polls 18 years, 5 months ago

    well now……. she’s got to be blonde, funny, someone who makes sense on here, wears leather and supports the mighty Arsenal.

    otherwise I vote for Martin Keown in drag……………….

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    toybulldog replied to the topic who is???? in the board Polls 18 years, 5 months ago

    It’s either……

    A – dunno, been searching for an answer to that one for years.
    B – a World Welter/ Middleweight Boxing Champion from the 20’s come back to haunt ya.
    C – some illiterate Bulgarian with a phegm problem working in a restaurant near you.

    This is very strange but I actually agree with every post.

    my money’s on…[Read more]

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Window Cleaning Offer in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 5 months ago

    Blimey, put two women together and they’ll convince themselves of anything………

    Ladies, if you are referring to the chatter known as ‘RubyRed’ then you are, unfortunately, mistaken.

    I am Toybulldog !!

    ( dangnammit, now I sound like Yukon . . . . . . .)

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Window Cleaning Offer in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 5 months ago

    aww gawd bless ya

    such wit + awe-inspiring invention, one is truly humbled……………

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Deleted in the board Jokes and humourous links 18 years, 5 months ago

    Mel

    Declining years spent humming and weaving baskets ?

    Be like me and do that while you are in the prime of life.

    Thanks again
    x

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    toybulldog replied to the topic interesting test in the board Jokes and humourous links 18 years, 5 months ago

    Pb has a point

    then again so do my fingers

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    toybulldog replied to the topic interesting test in the board Jokes and humourous links 18 years, 5 months ago

    I’d do what I always do.

    Stick fingers in ears and hum loudly until job-family-sex life-friends-family-heath and wealth problems resolve themselves on their own.

    Ear wax takes precedence………………

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Deleted in the board Jokes and humourous links 18 years, 5 months ago

    Mel,

    Maybe you inherited all your good traits from the kidnappers ?

    Thanks again for the consistently funny contributions. Always a pleasure to read.

    Class act.

    Best wishes for 2008 and whenever people slam the phone down on me I’ll be thinking of your sister and smiling. . . . .

    xx

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    toybulldog replied to the topic A tale of Two Prawns in the board Jokes and humourous links 18 years, 6 months ago

    Ridiculous

    as in ridiculously funny. . . . . .

    (wait for it, you’ll love this)

    the journey was as good as the destination.

    x x x

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Happy birthday yorkie man in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 6 months ago

    B U M P

    have a good one yorks geezer !!!

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Deleted in the board Jokes and humourous links 18 years, 8 months ago

    thanks again Mel x

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Deleted in the board Jokes and humourous links 18 years, 8 months ago

    Hi Melech

    gotta rush out but will read and laugh later.

    cheers mate

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Another Blonde Genius!! in the board Jokes and humourous links 18 years, 9 months ago

    very funny hahaha !!!!!!

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