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toybulldog replied to the topic RIP Clement Feud in the board Getting serious 16 years, 3 months ago
Clement Freud was a Liberal MP, writer and TV personality, and related to media figure Emma and they all part of the great Doctor’s family I believe. But you had to be born like ages ago to know that. :lol:
watched a programme on Humphrey Lyttleton recently, what amazing energy right to the end.
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toybulldog replied to the topic Tough on minor crime, lenient on serious crime? in the board Getting serious 16 years, 3 months ago
@Bassingbourne55 wrote:
Further evidence of my theory posted above, fresh from the BBC News website – Tory MP Damien Green says he was told by police he could face life imprisonment if convicted of leaking government secret.
’tis madness.
Everybody has these stories of over-reaction. Last week…[Read more]
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toybulldog replied to the topic Happy Birthday brown-bear in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 3 months ago
ello brown bear Happy One geezer
:)
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toybulldog replied to the topic Mrs Rundgren’s Complaint in the board Art, poetry, music and film 16 years, 3 months ago
Before Play
One shuts one eye
Peers into oneself into every corner
Looks at oneself to see there are no spikes no thieves
No cuckoo’s eggsOne shuts the other eye too
Crouches then jumps
Jumps high high high
To the top of oneselfThence one drops by one’s own weight
For days one drops deep deep deep
To the bottom of one’s abyssHe who is not…[Read more]
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toybulldog replied to the topic Mrs Rundgren’s Complaint in the board Art, poetry, music and film 16 years, 3 months ago
The Nail
One be the nail another the pincers
The others are workmenThe pincers grip the nail by the head
Grip him with their teeth with their hands
And tug him tugTo get him out of the floor
Usually they only pull his head off
It’s hard to get a nail out of a floorThen the workmen say
The pincers are no good
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toybulldog replied to the topic Mrs Rundgren’s Complaint in the board Art, poetry, music and film 16 years, 3 months ago
Hide-and-Seek
Someone hides from someone
Hides under his tongue
He looks for him under the earthHe hides in his forehead
He looks for him in the skyHe hides in his forgetting
He looks for him in the grassLooks for him looks
Where doesn’t he look for him
And looking for him loses himself.
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toybulldog replied to the topic Mrs Rundgren’s Complaint in the board Art, poetry, music and film 16 years, 3 months ago
The Rose Thieves
Someone be a rose tree
Some be the wind’s daughters
Some the rose thievesThe rose thieves creep up on the rose tree
One of them steals a rose
Hides it in his heartThe wind’s daughters appear
See the tree stripped of its beauty
And give chase to the rose thievesOpen up their breasts one by one
In some they find a heart
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toybulldog replied to the topic Mrs Rundgren’s Complaint in the board Art, poetry, music and film 16 years, 3 months ago
He
Some bite off the others’
Arm or leg or whateverTake it between their teeth
Run off as quick as they can
Bury it in the earthThe others run in all directions
Sniff search sniff search
Turns up all the earthIf any are lucky enough to find their arm
Or leg or whatever
It’s their turn to biteThe game goes on briskly
As long as there…[Read more]
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toybulldog replied to the topic Mrs Rundgren’s Complaint in the board Art, poetry, music and film 16 years, 3 months ago
The Seed
Someone sows someone
Sows him in his head
Stamps the earth down wellWaits for the seed to sprout
The seed hollows out his head
Turns it into a mouse hole
The mice eat the seedThey drop dead
The wind comes to live in the empty head
And gives birth to chequered breezes.
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toybulldog replied to the topic Happy Birthday Rosepetel in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 3 months ago
very belated happy returns rose x xx
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toybulldog replied to the topic i am sooo happy in the board Chat forum three boards 16 years, 3 months ago
@groucho wrote:
i am now offically off the market and very happy but i will still continue to visit 99% of your people
glad to hear ya happy groucho and that you’ll also find time to visit.
:lol:
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toybulldog replied to the topic How to clean a toilet in the board Off topic chat 16 years, 3 months ago
@NCb wrote:
toybulldog,,,,,,, I found your pu ssy. But it’s a bit pi ssed at you this moment. So I took a pic of it for you.
So you wouldn’t have taken a pic if it looked a bit happy ?
But NCb that’s not my cat. My pu/ssy purrs with biological radiance.
:D
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toybulldog replied to the topic Nominate an over-rated rock-star. in the board Art, poetry, music and film 16 years, 3 months ago
+ todd rundgren
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toybulldog replied to the topic Nominate an over-rated rock-star. in the board Art, poetry, music and film 16 years, 3 months ago
pete frampton
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toybulldog replied to the topic Punk music, 1966??? Yes, apparently! in the board Art, poetry, music and film 16 years, 3 months ago
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toybulldog replied to the topic Punk music, 1966??? Yes, apparently! in the board Art, poetry, music and film 16 years, 3 months ago
. . . . .
Wipe Out – The Surfaris
Walk Don’t Run – The Ventures
Misirlou – Dick Dale & The Del Tones.
although more to do with surfin and pre-garage of course.
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toybulldog replied to the topic England and St George in the board Getting serious 16 years, 3 months ago
but if it’s not sport then I’ll have the Jolly Roger.
:lol:
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toybulldog replied to the topic England and St George in the board Getting serious 16 years, 3 months ago
Fly the Jack ! When the Welsh, Scottish and N.Irish are at the Olympics I run every step of the way with them as they swim, cycle and compete in beach volleyball, which the Scots are extremely good at btw. I even cheer them on at the drug tests and have the banners to prove it. This is our land of warm villages, green beer and sunny asbo’s and…[Read more]
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toybulldog replied to the topic Mrs Rundgren’s Complaint in the board Art, poetry, music and film 16 years, 3 months ago
Ashes
Some are nights others stars
Each night lights up its star
And dances a black dance around it
Until the star burns outThen the nights split up
Some become stars
The others remain nightsAgain each night lights up its star
And dances a black dance round it
Until the star burns outThe last night becomes both star and night
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toybulldog replied to the topic Resonant Lyrics in the board Art, poetry, music and film 16 years, 3 months ago
Portobello road, Portobello road
Street where the riches of ages are stowed.
Anything and everything a chap can unload
Is sold off the barrow in Portobello road.
You’ll find what you want in the Portobello road.Rare alabaster? Genuine plaster!
A filigreed samovar owned by the czars.
A pen used by Shelley? A new Boticelli?
The snipper that c…[Read more] - Load More
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