toybulldog

Rock Lobster

B-52s

@ForumHostPB wrote:

whenever did a fanatic allow common sense, reason, or a sense of humanity to get in the way of their bigoted rantings ?

Does that apply to all advocates for using nuclear weaponry or just the ones who speak a different language and are not members of JC ?

By an accident of birth I wasn’t born in a refugee camp, situated…[Read more]

GOLLY DUTCHBOATS !!

It was awful. Some stragglers stumbled aboard, the skipper consulted the tide tables and decided we could wait another ten minutes before setting off. The first question was way too hard for the crew and whispers of mutiny began circulating before we had even left the harbour. The sea was calm enough but nothing else was.…[Read more]

@ubyred wrote:

David beckhams balls

He-s not that bad maybe lost ayard of pace but can still delivers a good cross, this is a kindly thread try and bee nice rubese even to ex-Man u garbige

ty

oh and happy 2010 as well

xx

@JCb wrote:

toybulldog Godamongstmen,,,,,,, it a reindeer skin trimmed hat with fur and beadwork.

Yes?

ncb you ar not all there in the mentals are you ? For ignoring the HattyHair rule i m forced to give you FIRST VERBAL WARNING ‘/…

wich i’m SAyING out LOUDS as i type this. pls concentrate a bit next time the reel answer was…[Read more]

u-huh.

Trouble is that if we ban PMS jokes then poor Jo Brand will have lost half her material. And aren’t men also victims of Satan’s Unholy Rage ? Please consider the men too, lapis, besides Russell’s mum….

My sister brought her baby over and asked if I wanted to wind him. I thought that was a bit drastic so I just gave him a dead leg.

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Conversation

Slim Smith & The Uniques

ah stuff it, lets throw this one in as well. A song about Bernie Rhodes, ex-manager of the Clash…………..

Gangsters

loving it

with the most cool and very funny Jerry Dammers on vocals . . .

What I Like Most About You Is Your Girlfriend

Special AKA

a Bacharach/David tune

Long Days Short Nights

Dawn Penn

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Point / Counterpoint

Streetlight Manifesto

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back to Studio One………

Skylarking

Horace Andy

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At The Dark End of The Street

James Carr

The one great thing about Christmas isn’t turkey but you’re close.

I’ve got all inspired by that amazing film ‘Footloose’. Tonight I’m going to steal a couple of farm tractors and attempt an epic game of Chicken while blasting out ‘I Need A Hero’.

Some absurd and utterly pointless dancing will probably follow.

sounds like a plan.

Reminds me of the time I kidnapped Major Clanger, tied him to a chair, and gave him my rendition of Classic Arthur Scargill Speeches for twelve days. This year I’m sensitive to the needs of my woman, who’s menstruating, and have got her the ideal present . . . . . . . . . . under the tree is a man with scissors lodged in his…[Read more]

Willy Wet-Leg

I can’t stand Willy wet-leg,
can’t stand him at any price.
He’s resigned, and when you hit him
he lets you hit him twice.

D.H.Lawrence

…….usual musical interlude wile i wait for answer……

look NO answers begin with the numba H or is anything to do witth Hats . pls if you are nit nowing the rools someone who can spell and reed correcxtly wiull be appointed to help you ,.. the response so far is extremely under-welming think everybody must be out buying me somethingh nice as a present like a majic quiz lantern for the snowy nights…[Read more]

caths ……NO

but a wondrous idea . When I was wardrobe assistant to Che Guevara we rarely discussed anything else but the concept of placing dysfunctional ticks into the stockings of Bolivian aristocracy. My inappropriate spending of Marxist funds on accessorised berets soon put a stop to that !

u definitely on the rite lines with chrissm…[Read more]