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What Is On My Head ? ?

@toybulldog wrote:

***** SPECIALL ANNOUNCINMENT****

coming up next………

CELEBRITY INTERVIEW !! . . . . . . . . . . . .

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Pleeese accept my sinserest apologees for the dealy. so manys was not being senseball i had to BANN them at the time and takes away their cornflakes so they coulodnt post agains.,

EVREYBODIES…[Read more]

ditto to you Diane and everybody on JC

let’s hope it’s a good one

X X X

oh yeah you already put up the title . . . . . ooops

blame it on my Dog Problems lol

@cath 55 wrote:

The ships that sail towards the west
The largest guard the treasure chest
The water never harms the mast
It’s the clouds that fool the sun to set

liking that very much…..

What’s the song cath ?

I’ve seen stars disappear in a hurry
overdoses of satin and silk
Some others who can’t feed their children
’cause they don’t have the money for milk

Saw my best friend die in a plane crash
my brother was killed on the stage
So don’t be upset if I’m angry
and seem in some kind of a rage

There is no complaints department
it’s only up to you
No…[Read more]

somewhere i have never travelled, gladly beyond

somewhere i have never travelled, gladly beyond
any experience, your eyes have their silence:
in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me,
or which i cannot touch because they are too near

your slightest look will easily unclose me
though i have closed myself as fingers,
you open…[Read more]

The first time ever I saw your face
I thought the sun rose in your eyes
And the moon and stars were the gifts you gave
To the dark and the empty skies, my love,
To the dark and the empty skies.

The first time ever I kissed your mouth
And felt your heart beat close to mine
Like the trembling heart of a captive bird
That was there at my command, my…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

” And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.”

” So we’re drinking and we’re dancing, and the band is really happening, and the Johnny Walker wisdom running high. And my very sweet companion, she’s the Angel of Compassion, and she’s rubbing half the world against her thigh.”

” Hello it’s me. I’m not at…

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@cath 55 wrote:

Summertime

Summertime,
And the livin’ is easy
Fish are jumpin’
And the cotton is high

Your daddy’s rich
And your mamma’s good lookin’
So hush little baby
Don’t you cry

One of these mornings
You’re going to rise up singing
Then you’ll spread your wings
And you’ll take to the sky

But till that morning
There’s a’nothing can…

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Wham! Bam! my cat Splash
lies on my bed with his tongue puffed out
by drinking all my whisky.
As for me, not enough sleep, drained, persecuted,
I had to sleep in the gutter
where I had a flash
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
in four colours

Allez-oop! One morning
a darling came to my home,
a cellophane puppet with Chinese hair,
a plaster, a hangover,
drank my…[Read more]

Do I question my loyalties
Do I try to work it out
See you’re the part of my memories
That I never wanna live without

For so long I’ve been gone
So many things have changed
But I know where I belong
And I know when I reach that place

Oh…I know when I reach that place
Yeah yeah yayyy . . .

See the rain come down while the sun is shining
See…[Read more]

segues seamlessly into Marley’s I Know A Place

– Let’s Make Heaven here on Earth – Feed the Hungry – Clothe the Cold – Educate the Ignorant –

not the worst idea you’ll ever hear

@toybulldog wrote:

Liquidator

Harry J All Stars

apparently some football team called …chelsea ??….. ( immediately reaches for strongest mouthwash) . . . . .think they OWN the above tune.

But then they would. They think they own everything – although other teams also use it for their pre-match entertainment.

C’est la vie rodney.

To see…[Read more]

you cannot be serious Sir Noddy

When, in all those years, did you show any evidence of ‘thinking’ ?

@minim wrote:

I claim this thread mine own.

oooops, sorry mims. This beatnik craze is sweeping the nation.

Me ? . . . . . . . I blame Kerouac

7. Seaview Video, Barnsley: Er latest offers

Barnsley is Basingstoke! . . . . . . . . . £1.00 a night
Barnsley is Basingstoke 2 . . . . . . . £1.00 a night

The Cruel Sea (Remake) . . . . . . . . £1.00 a night
Lost Horizon (Remake) . . . . . . . . . . £1.00 a night

Barnsley is Japan! . . . . . . . . . . . . . £1.00 a night
Barnsley is Japa…[Read more]

5. An old seadog er speaks

First it was called NCB, you’d see it
on the boats, then British Coal, on
the wharves, then they changed the name
to British A Vase of Flowers, changed all
the boats, all the wharves, all the
signs outside the pits, then they
changed it to British Very Nice
and a month later to British Smile
and they kept repainting…[Read more]

Legendary night that !!

And for charity too, cool. Small point but does anyone know which team actually won ? I BET IT WAS THE PROFS hahaha …………so glad I got home in time, but couldn’t tell who half the names were, lol. I caught Cath x singing, she really should have done the reggae version methinks; sorry to Esme and La Rubesta but I…[Read more]

3. er Darfield Seascape

And the waves pound
against Clifton’s shop
and Clifton’s shop never closes.
On Christmas Day someone rushes in
for a pair of tights. She has
a bulging purse from Habitat
in the shape of a bath
filled with coal. Put it this way:
Darfield was mentioned in the Domesday Book.
Put it like this: a passing mention,
more of a…[Read more]