toybulldog

@Sir Actor wrote:

I love the name mimsey.
I just wanna grab a bottle of ginger beer and a picnic rug and wander off into the countryside.
There’ll be ham and cream cakes galore.
Love ya mims. x

I remember that godawful mims person posting something about a bracing walk, and then Enid Blyton got mixed up in it somewhere.

Although you were right…[Read more]

I only had to delete 87 of my own posts Sharon, thankfully it was a quiet night.

@Bad Manners wrote:

I think I said Askit not skit

are you not too sure then ?

Last year my mum set fire to her kitchen. Getting old you see bless her x

It was unusual because she’s actually a very practical and sensible woman. I had popped in by chance on one of my rare visits and spent the whole night ripping out damaged cupboards, cleaning up the smoke damage and re-decorating so she’d have something better to wake up…[Read more]

true actor.

In fact, I’ve been leading the campaign for smileys in chat rooms for many a year now.

But do they listen……

@chickenman wrote:

Just sounded like a normal p1sshead to me

exactly what I thought

Great thread title wishfairy

I’m the opposite when it comes to wine, it’s strange how the colour of the grape affects gender.

As I sit in my kitchen during the quiet hour each morning, waiting for the world to wake up in my bleary head, the sight of little birdies hopping about on the back lawn gets more fascinating each time.

Sometimes I want…[Read more]

otherwise she’d be called Valerie I-got-hitched

Valerie Singleton never did get married you know………..

I don’t blame you, there’s some bloody good-looking trees about.

but please practice safe hugging, you don’t want to be catching dutch elm disease or anyfink

will this now get moved to STD as well ?

fingers weren’t busy enough in my opinion.

You’d need a lot more paper mache, scissors and pritt sticks to really capture the 3 yr old napalm victim, armless Rwandan, or weeping Iraqi mother now wouldn’t you ?

yours
Buzz Lightyear

been a tough week mims.

Last night I wanted to fight the world – today I’m handing out small flowers to complete strangers.

It happens……

@pikey wrote:

Toy Soldiers

….and here’s some real ones

@rubyred wrote:

pah !

tis not fair !! nobody ever wishes rubes a happy birthday……

Hope you had a good one LL

XX

why did I type that ?

I don’t even remember doing so and can’t really see what I was getting at. Maybe in my late night ’emotional’ state I thought you were saying this is a real pic, which is obviously ridiculous, but now I can see you were just being proud of your new siggy. What a damn fool.

My apologies poppet

this should make it into the top 10,000 pointless threads no bother……..

well done !

…..

and that is the biggest mystery of all

@sharongooner wrote:

SMUGERRER THAN I WAS 8)

add some smuggering smugness to that with extra smugness

So which European team spent the most money this summer ?

Real ? Chelsea ? Barca ?

Nooooo….. it was our ol’ chums up the seven sisters road……they must be doing well then !

shut it wierdo