toybulldog

@sharongooner wrote:

Judge sharongooner decrees cleverness should be banned from all message board posts on Sundays.

damn now I gotta be stoopid 7 days a week………

well I thought it was rather good of Shakespeare to namecheck such well-known JC posters.

ok sorry to Sharon for suggesting that she was an old fuddy-duddy bewhiskered judge…[Read more]

@Sword wrote:

Can’t say I saw anything different today from any other game. Have to say, Peter is very correct. I think we believe refs always used to be better when the truth of the matter may well be that they never really changed, tv did.

Thats probably true. Of course the game used to be played at a slower pace, and although the refs are…[Read more]

Policemen who for several nights had kept watch on a house in Eastcheap had brought to light a very serious state of affairs, prosecuting counsel told magistrates at an East London court.

The evidence, he said, left no doubt that the house was in every sense of the word disorderly.
A particular disquieting feature was that Mrs Cath55,…[Read more]

LOL

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‘These disgusting allegations against a distinguished scientist’ was counsel’s description of newspaper reports which were the subject of a libel action.

‘Poison pens and vulgar tittle-tattle’, continued counsel, ‘have been responsible for all this talk of “black magic”, and this so-called “island of vice”.’
He was amazed, he said, that any…[Read more]

‘If the Ministry of Health officials had shown a little more understanding, these two people would be alive today. Their action was bureaucracy run riot.’

In support of this allegation, the Reverend ForgetMeNot told the coroner that his curate, who was carrying a vital message to the young husband, had been forcibly detained on the ground that he…[Read more]

Described as a Turkish citizen, a man was recommended by magistrates for deportation after evidence had been given that he had encouraged the use of his orchard for immoral purposes.

A second charge, that he had lived on the immoral earnings of his niece, Esmeralda, the daughter of a clergyman, was dropped.
Agreeing that he was the author of the…[Read more]

Refusing to grant an injunction, Judge Sharongooner said last week that she had come to the conclusion while watching the behaviour of the female applicant in the box that the latter had a tendency to hysteria.
‘I believe’, she said, ‘that in cases where a woman remarries after her husband’s death, the child of the original marriage is often under…[Read more]

HUSBAND’S OBSESSION

There was, it was stated at the inquest, no truth whatever in this allegation, but the husband became obsessed with the idea that his wife was carrying on an illicit relationship.
His attitude towards her completely changed. He abused her in obscene terms and on one occasion struck her.
Finally, after ordering her to get into…[Read more]

‘OLD BLACK RAM’

Without referring directly to either of the deceased, but using such terms as ‘old black ram’ and ‘white ewe’, they gave him to understand that immediate intervention on his part might still prevent consummation of the marriage.
Later he found that the girl had, in fact, gone to spend the night at her new husband’s lodging.
The…[Read more]

hey chess you don’t need emoticons to do that

: o )

Your answer has to be yes. You’re a modern-thinking mother with her feet on the ground and who knows the score. So say yeah, no problem guys……..

(but when you say it cackle loudly, with a mad glint in your eye, and stroke a loaded shotgun)

@Sir Actor wrote:

is he allowed to post a smiley at least?

No

I really couldn’t be more definite.

I’d do my special bolognese sauce with the secret ingredients that I could never reveal……. (well it’s HP sauce actually) with garlic bread, fresh vegetables and pasta, and I hear cheesecake is good to follow. There’d be choice wines, some classic reggae in the background, and sparkling conversation. Maybe I’d talk as well.

To avoid any hurt…[Read more]

when you sky dive that low you don’t actually need a parachute !

that must save on costs………….

it’s not often you see someone sky-diving on the road right next to a burning bus stop

He’s obviously angling for a transfer to Blackpool.

or maybe he ate all the orange pies ?

these modern players want it all……………………

the real problem is the obesity crisis.

If we could all lose some weight this would surely make more room. I’ve never lived in a country that was populated by bigoted sticks, and wish to experience everything that this wonderful life has to offer.

(it’s actually quite a burden having all the answers you know)

@stephen1 wrote:

the simple bear necessities of life…….

innit

Pats must be number one savage then

yeah that figures………….