toybulldog

Booted

you’re not dagger are you ?

@PATS wrote:

so now everyone is falling out over a thread started by someone no one knows concerning someone no one knows either. fookin priceless !!!!

innit pats !

My bit was brilliant, relevant and on topic though. Which is why I’m licking a finger and totally rubbing my favourite nipple.

: o )

Augustus Pablo
East of the River Nile

chill peeps……

@cath 55 wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Bomp Da-Bomp Bomp, Bomp Bomp

…………..

@Pete wrote:

I wont bother watching it now

Lois: What’s going on down here?
Stewie: Oh, we’re playing house.
Lois: That boy’s all tied up.
Stewie: Roman Polanski’s house

Future Stewie: That’s never happened to me before.
Girlfriend: What, the 8 seconds of sex or the 40 minutes of crying?
Future Stewie: Both

Peter: I don’t say this often enough,…[Read more]

@cath 55 wrote:

are ya a grumpy puppy today toy?

Not while this programme is on the box cath. With the fantastic Stewie Griffin…….how many talking babies do you know who are bent on world domination and matricide ? A very original and perfectly realised creation…..

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland’s house): So, is there any…[Read more]

– Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirise it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

– The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour – ha ha ha ha ha – they’ll take you away, man. You can’t.

– Last week 100…[Read more]

Once upon a time, in a forest, a lioness, a cheetah and an antelope came together after a long journey, and decided to confess their sins to each other.

As Queen of the Forest, the lioness was the first. She told the others that, once, after she had finished off a big buck, a zebra came by. “It looked so sleek and tender,” she said, “that I…[Read more]

when you girls learn how to quote you’ll be lethal

seen this many a time but it’s still good thistle.

And look at Denis Compton ! He scored a century at Lords against those Aussie chaps this morning, and then, after applying a modest dab of brylcream and crank-starting the old Morris Minor, made it to the football in time to score the winner and put the Arsenal in the jolly old Cup Final…[Read more]

@cath 55 wrote:

life!!!!!!!!!

They closed the M25 earlier, near the Stanstead turn-off. I switched engine off, smoked one, demolished the jaffa cakes in the glove compartment (where I have never, ever, kept a pair of gloves), opened door and stretched. My advanced yogic exercises in the fast lane went down quite a storm with the other…[Read more]

it’s not new, it certainly doesn’t shine, but it is what I’m listening to.

Poetry meets Punk

eric cantona’s dead ?

why didn’t she just get her dad to pay the tax bill ?

Eric must have made bundles playing football……..

agreed, this was the performance that made me rate Paddy Considine a cut above. I believe he co-wrote the screenplay too. I’ve watched him in Backwoods with Gary Oldman this week, and also in The Martins, and am favourably impressed by him in such different roles.

The Shield of Achilles

She looked over his shoulder
For vines and olive trees,
Marble well-governed cities
And ships upon untamed seas,
But there on the shining metal
His hands had put instead
An artificial wilderness
And a sky like lead.

A plain without a feature, bare and brown,
No blade of grass, no sign of neighborhood,
Nothing to eat and…[Read more]

@minim wrote:

Critical analysis never rests.

it was at work ?

sharongooner wrote:

a bad mistake to have made Sharon, while feeling angry

many thanks + I have edited
x

@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

He deserves to have very close tabs kept on him wherever he goes and comes across as an extremely unpleasant old man even leaving aside the evil things he’s done.

It occurred to me that if he’d chosen a career in a more hard-edged sector of the pop industry, rather than glam-rock poputainment for teenyboppers – say punk,…

[Read more]