toybulldog

@sharongooner wrote:

Just wished Id woke up this morning to that lil icon

If I had ten bob for every time I’ve heard that I’d have………………….oooh nearly 50p now.

Day dreams, night ones, the dreams we had before we were born………….it all means summat I guess

I thought a thread called “Sex Toy” was some kind of proposal ?

(legs it sharpish)

how strange Shazz

I had a dream the other night and you were in it, and saying ” Get the fook outta my dream ya Kunt ! “

Pete, Pats…….I hate your siggys.

The scary one roaming the earth looking for his next victim……..that’s so sad.

…. and Pete’s grim reaper isn’t exactly nice either.

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

yeah toy aint half bad..he just makes a mess with his cheese

I’ve had just about enough of you.

All because I told you about that girl I met in the Phillippines while eating a very plain cheese sandwich. And that sleazy nightclub I got drunk in with the shackles and manacles and free issue leopard-skin nappies. Where I lost my…[Read more]

Lady godiva here dressed so demurely
Pats the head of another curly hair boy, just another toy
Sick with silence she weeps sincerely
Saying words that have oh so clearly been said
So long ago

Draperies wrapped gently around her shoulder
Life has made her that much bolder now
That she’s found out how

Dressed in silk, latin, lace and envy
Pride a…[Read more]

@Obtuse wrote:

what a sycophantic tw@t

daggs
xx

you stay mate

Bush is a trendy tree-hugger ?

@Esmeralda wrote:

UB40 One In Ten

UB40 Higher Ground

Jimmy Cliff at Glasto 2003
Many Rivers to Cross

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=spCq1dAiZ6g

@rubyred wrote:

claaat.. 2 white guys who hippety hoppity !

i wanna dance yeah.. ! TB dance with me !

patrick and eugene. birds n bees.

these guys play with groove armada !

Fantastic

how could ya not laugh and dance to that !

oh and thanks for the Michael Livingston earlier rubes

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

No matter what life you lead
the virgin is a lovely number:
cheeks as fragile as cigarette paper,
arms and legs made of Limoges,
lips like Vin Du Rhône,
rolling her china-blue doll eyes
open and shut.
Open to say,
Good Day Mama,
and shut for the thrust
of the unicorn.
She is unsoiled.
She is as white as a…[Read more]

LOL at Cath’s “only two decades”

feels like it don’t it ?

why don’t we get the Welsh to move north, the midlanders can have Scotland (sunny can live in skeggy, the capital), southerners go into wales and the North stay where it is.

I may have missed something there………….

We just need one less chair than areas for when the music stops.

I’m so gonna have ya

stay off my drunken special needs thread !!

despite the perfect spelling I was vewy ….vewy drunk………..

koonts !

@Esmeralda wrote:

Probably the greatest band in the known universe..with a couple of outstanding live tracks

Steely Dan – “Don’t take me alive”

Steely Dan – “My Old School”

Brilliant

indeed SW

even you caught it…….

I’m trying to watch them but life’s a bit busy. I keep hearing about the fantastic opening ceremony too.

I love the Olympics and the ideal that they represent.

well you are cath

And take that as a compliment from someone who doesn’t have a stupid name.

regards
Toybulldog

@Rosepetal wrote:

Bloke came yesterday to finish off round the plugs after being rewired and caught me stripping off the woodchip paper in the spare bedroom. After telling him I had removed the rest from the WHOLE house over the years he said “Do you want a good tip for getting it off my duck”?

That’s not really fair Rose, he WAS offering you…[Read more]