toybulldog

@prettypink wrote:

Think Ill come back Friday to read this..It might make more sense when Iv
had a drink! :?

It’s about hills spelling

no morr
no les

: o )

Service to others
Is the rent we pay
For our room on earth

former heavyweight boxing champion
Muhammad Ali

@the big hill wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

oi u lol, it wernt no fantasy it was what toy and u didi, just cos he asked me to take u round

lol *chops toys left testicle off and makes him eat the epididymis* hehe lol

what me, pats and didi did ? who the feck’s didi ? didn’t didi die in that Di crash ? ok now it’s a threesome then…

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Morning all

Wots this brain doing here ? Normally I’d say WOW that could be well handy!!….

(but unfortunately it says ‘Diane’ on the label, shame that)

pmsl rubes x

errmmm
……..that got me apondering

and how cool is this classic…….Ali Baba, by John Holt

I did the reggayreggayreggayreggayreggayreggay last night……………

@minim wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

sorry don’t understand this thread at all.

Is it in code ?

I love your enigmatic smile…..or is it wind?

Neither.

I was just looking for hidden U-boats in the bath, and squeezed my rubber ducky by accident.

@PATS wrote:

i lost track in the end shaz wen caff reverted to typing in hindustani…..and calling everyone kunts

Cath would never do that !

she just made an exception for me Pats

@the big hill wrote:

sowwy pats, but it was toy who was gaggin for it, so i sed to him, oh go on then i’ll take u round. and ther u wer standing at the door waitin, i think it was planned, but i aint doin no bondage 3somes so i sed no and went home

@the big hill wrote:

oi u lol, it wernt no fantasy it was what toy and u didi, just cos he asked me…

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well if you can’t beat them, join them

I just drove my russian double-decker to the off-license, used their canvas toilet and then asked for a Bid Bottle of Noddy

they said get the feck out of here hill it’s not just chat rooms you’re barred from

bloody onion entities…………..

@the big hill wrote:

gawd lol, thats my post again, i meant high, not hight lol, i think i’ll put my bottle of noddy down now and have a bid glass of water lol *walks towards kitchen and bumps into door

so you meant to type arrogant but it came out as “eragent”

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@cath 55 wrote:

‘thank you caff for takin my post so seriously n taking the time to google it for me ‘ ‘oh thats ok toy anytime!’

you googled that cath ? I thought you was making it up as you went along and inventing some new kind of joke without punchlines.

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perhaps, while he’s waiting, he could hack into hill’s computer and install an effective spell-check

@the big hill wrote:

lol toy, i spelt it wrong, u big cheesecake lol, i meant arrogant

how can a cheesecake be arrogant ?

please stop it peeps, I’m getting dizzy here.

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

dunno but apparently they make cheese cake in hight school as well…

Height School ?

where they teach you how to be tall ?

ffs it’s going on everywhere

@*Sian wrote:

Toy you have to belieive I am a onon entity… it’s a must!

I believe I believe……….the woman who once asked “Have you ever put your foot in a hen ?”

And it’s not every day you meet an onion entity is it ?

err what was that about twisted realities ?
L O L

Besides all the legalities, appeals and meetings, it’s about this……..

Quote – ” McKinnon has admitted taking advantage of lax security in US systems to install covert software that gave him control of settings and access to files. He was looking for evidence of UFOs. He has not admitted causing hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage, a…[Read more]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

PATS YOU KNOW WHERE ITS ATTTTT

IIIIIII NEVER MEANT TO CAUSE YOU TROUBLE LALALALA

MY FAV COLD PLAY 1

what ya mean this pebs ?

LOL………naaaa…….thats ok

but as for revealing my rubber bands/cottage cheese fetish to the world……..you shall not be forgiven.

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Blueberry Swirl Cheesecake

This is your common-or-garden smooth vanilla cheesecake, normally swirled with blueberries and topped with a crunchy almond crumble.

RECIPE

Get dressed.
Go out.
Say hello to old mate not seen in yonks.
Pop into starbucks.
Order blueberry swirl cheesecake.
Swear under breath at price of cheesecake while maintaining…[Read more]