toybulldog

but surely everybody has a fear of heights ?

yes koont

You logged on here with a headful of dreams and a passion for talking shyte at every opportunity.You’ve made a habit of chatting to me since the day you started, having thought I had no idea of how the iggy button works. You get booted by guides every feckin week because in the rooms you scroll like an egyptian. You then make a birthday…[Read more]

@sunny wrote:

[-( its top secret :-

don’t talk to him sunny, he’s a 50s reg.
(It may also encourage him and none of us want that)

Anyway a brilliant thread in honour of a spontaneously inspired and uniquely witty chatter…………………………..so…………….

H A P P Y
B I R T H D A Y

R U B E S
T H E
R E D

xx

fastcars got you sussed already !

that was fast

anyway what you on about now tinky-winky ??

tis easy

You make a godawful fuss as the queue of frustrated shoppers lengthens behind you. Eventually someone will have the good grace to chuck a whole penny on the counter. They will do this because they have a life to get on with, and can probably write it off against tax somehow.

You then depart with that special smirk on your face, while…[Read more]

NIT TREATMENT

Invest now – You know it makes sense !!

lol awww poor american mum

I also replied you ungrateful degenerate !

Will stay away from 50s now until the day this massive tantrum subsides.

just in from work and see this.

Fantastic thread pepperman!! I’m going to learn so much going into the hinterland behind each person’s link.

……………..maybe not so much the hinterland behind mim’s dirty laundry
: o )

message boards at their finest, really loving it peeps………..

x

@cath 55 wrote:

having an accident just before i was due to take a course for work today in sunny bournemouth……… bruised n sore now…..

was it an Elf + Safety course too ?
lol cath

@sunny wrote:

Well moms i thought skegness was in scotland but just been told it aint Not that it would bother me being in scotland but i always though skegness was there because its got a ness on the end

awww suns ya little diamond lol

I’ve got my usual two weeks at Dungeness………basking in the radio-active shadow of the power station once…[Read more]

It’s been reported that Berbatov does not go out socialising with the other Spurs players, but prefers to stay at home feeding the squirrels.

A squirrel did appear on the pitch at Highbury during a Champions League game awhiles back.

I think it’s great that Berbatov is talking to someone with some experience of that competition.

I’m gonna tell babs what you said about her

hill me ol’ china !

relax mate, it took a while but I found em …….

there, all ya bestest buddies
x

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

says absolutely blinking nuffink

no way……………………….

gets back under the puter desk

shove up!

oh you mean the Barlinnie fella who arrived, posted like a demon then went off in a huff on National Spamming Day……

no, thankfully really bowler hats don’t suit…[Read more]

looks like we can stop waiting for the comedy messiah to arrive then

@bon bon wrote:

Five and a half flies,
a moth the size of suns,
a stupid spider,
2 of my daughters hairs
and
a cobweb

“….My True Love Said To Me “……………….

sorry Di, that recipe’s never gonna work if you like a good cheesecake

@sharongooner wrote:

Damn… I nearly forgot…..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RUBES! :lol:

L O L !

sorry happy birthday too soulbabe
xx

True Story

A couple of cattle rustlers in France, going about their business on a rainy night, had the bright idea of using four wellington boots on the cow they were stealing, thus avoiding hoof prints.

Little did they know that they were being followed by a pig, whose tracks led authorities to the culprits the next morning…….

says absolutely blinking nuffink……….

: o )

@Pete wrote:

wash dry fold put away sod ironing it wear it

Is the washing and folding bit strictly necessary ?

all sounds rather obsessive to me…