toybulldog

@sharongooner wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Nope, find it on youtube :P

I like her afro as much as the song 8)

tried that, couldnt find anything. It was a bit of a cult show, with a small dedicated audience, you either liked it or had never heard of it, one of those things.

here sharon…..

ok don’t

There’s no lights on the christmas tree Mother

LOL

I thought by RL poli meant another chat site.

and I suppose in many ways it is

: o )

bitches talk some
but say nothing at all
The harder they come
da harda dey fall

@cath 55 wrote:

A Dog’s Life?
There once was a feisty young terrier,
Who liked to bite girls on the derrière.
He’d yip and he’d yap,
Then he’d leap up and snap;
And the fairer the derrière, the merrier.

Author Unknown

cath thats uncanny, it’s like being faced with the real inner me

None of us are as clever as we think we are.

Sharon’s just more honest about it

@sharongooner wrote:

Eels!

Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can
Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can

Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!

Eels!

Eels (x14)

Give it up now!

Eels!

Eels, eels, give it up now!
Eels, eels, give it up now!

I was obselete
I couldn’t hear the…

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In 1991 a Swedish couple tried to name their child Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

pronounced ‘Albin’

(…………..that last bit helps )

Wham! Bam! my cat Splash
lies on my bed with his tongue puffed out
by drinking all my whisky.
As for me, not enough sleep, drained, persecuted,
I had to sleep in the gutter
where I had a flash
Oooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
in four colours

Allez-oop! One morning
a darling came to my home,
a cellophane puppet with Chinese hair,
a plaster, a hangover,
drank my…[Read more]

Hi Jimmy + Sparkle
xx

have a good one mr mac

liking it pikey

Anyfink !!

critique this folks

shazz my sweetness, have you ever thought of becoming a canine psychologist ?

you may have talents in this area…………………..

I was in this field of flowing corn.

Saw this group of people gathered around a painting and went to look………..It was a blank white canvas with a heavy black solid line line going across the middle . Everyone was like…… ” It’s Wonderful, It’s a Masterpiece !! “…………………but I just didn’t get it, what are you talking…[Read more]

he spots 29 year old trains ?

damn you straight to hell woman I edited !

think so pete

but I thank god, daily, for the invention of clothes pegs

Cath ya know………….you’re quite attractive when you let rip

of course i’m still shocked mind

@Panacea wrote:

I assume that when you are sat at home with a boring husband or no husband at all like cath is, her time needs to be filled with imaginary romances or moments where she can use her literary skills to concoct stories about someone she’s never met but inwardly longs to.

you assume rather a lot for a fookin name changing…[Read more]