toybulldog

@toybulldog wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/page/item/epeng001.shtml?src=ip_potpw

one of the loveliest April Fool’s Day things Ive ever seen! Courtesy of the BBC.

sharon I showed this to me daughter, she has forwarded to her mates……………how long should I let this run to………….March 31st next year ?

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@toybulldog wrote:

go for it Sharon and chuck ’em on to the other thread….minim’s DIY one.

I’m sure you’ll be paid with compliments and some very caring facial expressions.
x

you fill up my senses like a knight in the forest

love you toy xx

@toybulldog wrote:

I remember when people used to look forward to things. Those were the days. ‘Boyokasha’ was just a small village outside Littlehampton, everthing was in black and white and we all had scurvy, but there was also Doctor Who to fight the aliens. That’s how I learnt that paper mache and cardboard also existed on distant planets. ‘Tis…

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@toybulldog wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

Lovely!

where is recluse ? were they the only two posts ?

He is a recluse, he only comes out to play occasionally.

@toybulldog wrote:

@recluse wrote:

Also there was an unfinished story, strange and funny to read, and a
footpath by the river, dragonflies on the sleeve. Winter didn’t last long,
but everything got buried under the snow, and cold snowflakes that fell
between the lines washed out the ink to violet blots.
I remember that town, my town, with huge…

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@toybulldog wrote:

@Janey wrote:

Anyone heard anything today/ I haven’t

I heard stuff, firstly it was an alarm going off and then some morning birdsong, followed by a car door slamming.

Best if I stop right there………………….

I heard my stomche strt to rumble about 130 the next thing i heard was me throwing up :-…

@toybulldog wrote:

debt shouldn’t ever kill ya, but them bailiffs can’t half pack a punch…………..

One of ours got kicked in the knee by a smack head this week lol…. our bailiffs are alright you know. Its the private ones, or those working for the magistrates you got to watch out for. And they do the old compound interest trick too.

@toybulldog wrote:

i love shazza but haven’t got a feckin clue wots she’s on about

Its a telly program… I watch many lmao!

I loves you too :wink: :lol:

@toybulldog wrote:

i met a girl, she said her name was florry (from the florists).

it could never be……. love is never having to say you’re florry

*groans* dunt give up yer day job toy lol :wink:

@toybulldog wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

its only miss minx/kate/yuna etc etc… she gives it all away by bad spelling !

any min now she will go …” fooled ya its really me”

and any min now we HAVE to pretend…were “fooled” !

any min???? you mean any week surely!! :lol: we have to have a piccy posted first, then a huge row, then…

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@toybulldog wrote:

0-0 with sending offs and everybody gets injured.

and then Giggs finds out that Gus Poyet is his missing father, cos I have my suspicions on that one.

bet you’re all gutted that spurs won the carling cup today then …. :wink: :shock: :D
I support the yids :D

@toybulldog wrote:

excellent post that, yes I heard of that Goethe thing too.

well done esmeralda
x

Google is a wonderful tool.

@toybulldog wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

http://www.sportinglife.com/story_get.cgi?STORY_NAME=soccer/08/02/23/SOCCER_Birmingham_Taylor.html

nice to see Wenger is human and retracted his earlier comments. Top man.

yeah class always come through don’t it ? ………….

does it ??

@toybulldog wrote:

one muppet, two muppets,
more and sockpuppets
board the keys as if
stalking beasts at the far
end of some pier.
with notions held like
parasols, why don’t they nod
at primates, and superambulate
until things are clear ?

but so many faces
at the end of the pier

Whats that from? And which pier?

@toybulldog wrote:

too much info there hun, even allowing for the rubber lips

i almost got knocked down by alexei sayle once he was cycling i wasn’t

on his way to get his new motor?

@toybulldog wrote:

how many faces are there in the world ? does anybody know ?

i realise that there are quantities of human beings, lol, but there are many more faces for each person has several

What Termy said…well heavy. But i’ll probably be able to answer that after i come back at silly am…on the milkfloat…intoxicated.

@toybulldog wrote:

I can see the attraction of legal action for him, after all it is also a form of gambling, with financial implications depending on whether he wins or loses.

hardly the best way of treating that particular addiction

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@toybulldog wrote:

I can see the attraction of legal action for him, after all it is also a form of gambling, with financial implications depending on whether he wins or loses.

hardly the best way of treating that particular addiction

Thats what I was trying to say, but couldnt find those words! If he wins he will feel elated… not really a “cure”.

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@toybulldog wrote:

@nanny ogg wrote:

You really really really shouldn’t attempt to educate yourself using google.
Semitics, from the Semites, from New Latin Semite, from Old Latin (Hebrew) Sem.
Everything else is a mistaken b-a-s-t-a-r-d-i-s-a-t-i-o-n of the origin of language.

innit that church bible fingy…..bout when it was well…

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@R.O.T.T wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@R.O.T.T wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

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Hiya toolboy

go on . . . . put up another link then and we’ll see if you’ve even read it.

please !

you. . . . .

seems the quote button recognises shyte and blocks you out.

Clever quote button……….