toybulldog

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Prime Minister : F-Politics

Definitely !!

=D>=D>=D>

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Wouldn’t “Prime Monster” be more accurate??? :lol:

oi! i’m lovely not a monster … often :D

@toybulldog wrote:

Prime Minister : F-Politics

Definitely !!

=D>=D>=D>

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Wouldn’t “Prime Monster” be more accurate??? :lol:

@toybulldog wrote:

found myself in two chat gangs once.

I may have double-cliqued . . . . . .
:-

The Trashmen

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Blows up ur nose, u can be in my gang anytime :wink:

@toybulldog wrote:

Next door’s car aerial, carefully folded,
will prove the ideal solution when having an emergency coat hanger crisis.

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Only if not alarmed

@toybulldog wrote:

It’s times like this that I miss Will

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LMFAO!

:lol: :lol:

@toybulldog wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Nah ….maybe not.]

You’re an egocentric spammer with flatulent tendencies, and no regard for a differing viewpoint, which in itself defeats the object of message board activity.

When challenged, your defensive ‘puns’ are extremely infantile and a complete waste of attention.
Putting people off from posting won’t…

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@toybulldog wrote:

Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply
changing your name to match your existing plate.

rgds
KVL 832Y, Lincoln.

The best number plate Ive seen speeding down the A5 was AR5E COW :)

@toybulldog wrote:

Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply
changing your name to match your existing plate.

rgds
KVL 832Y, Lincoln.

Great idea! Wonder if my son will think its a good one :lol:

@toybulldog wrote:

Tired of your goldfish having needless sex ?

This can be easily stopped by throwing a bucket of cold air over them.

When was sex ever needless? :wink:

@toybulldog wrote:

I was scared sh/it/less my first night on JC.

Fan/ny Craddock lusted over my baps, and who wouldn’t . . . . . . . Netty took the fookin p1ss and I was on iggy before I even knew what that meant.

I love them now but that ain’t the fookin point.
Get out now while you’re still posting sanctimonious crap.

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@toybulldog wrote:

Toughie.

There you are, in pain and begging your loved one with silent eyes to do the right thing. And to carry the responsibility afterwards.

But in the very last second . . . . .

Think there is always going to be that doubt even if you are the one suffering unbearably there will nearly always be that second where you think…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

No you can’t.

You CAN receive a Private Message from another member threatening to “Rip ya F*^king Face Off “,

but I think that’s as far as it goes.

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McFarlane, who worked as a slaughterman at the Denham estate nearby, took revenge after the fitness instructor posted a Facebook message saying he was “delusional” if he…[Read more]

@toybulldog wrote:

Susie came in like a whirlwind and did a top notch and very fast Cryptic Music quiz on the spot.
I believe these were the results . .

1. Lovely Lady
2. big bear
3. barney
4. circus
5. brian
6. PP1
7. Bob
8. Kim
9. Female 43
10. Flipper
11. Steve UK
12. Yoda
13. souldeep
14. angelinaballerina
15. tina

:lol:

:lol: Thanks

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@toybulldog wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
( don’t even want to think about ‘how’ )

well thanks susie, I’m going to be wondering about that one all day now

:O)

well you gotta wonder

@toybulldog wrote:

@Pete wrote:

It’s a pain but these are voluntary positions the Guides have, whatever time and effort they give to the position is their own, and I’m sorry but they dont owe the punters a damn thing. Chatters are there of their own violition either ignore the idiots or leave, but stop whining at the Chatguides, they’re volunteers…

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@toybulldog wrote:

@Tinkerbell wrote:

@Yoda wrote:

It seems the only posts allowed to stay on here these days are Wills stupid waffle and poll threads.

It turns new posters off.

It’s unfair no matter how much a member waffles to criticise their efforts to post, regardless if it’s to your taste or not. At least they are…

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@toybulldog wrote:

hehehehe !! . . . . oh gawd that was the funniest introductory post I ever did see

sunns you are madder than a bag of snakes

A bag of snakes !!!! nah much prefer a bag o nuts …… n plenty in here lol

@Pete wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

I see no ones actually tried to answer Bass’s question.

We were waiting for you

So you now feel able to have a crack at it too ?

@toybulldog wrote:

I see no ones actually tried to answer Bass’s question.

We were waiting for you

@will wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

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How to clean a toilet :

1. Put both lids up.

2. Add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the bowl.

3. Pick up the cat. Console him gently as you walk towards bathroom.

4. In one very smooth movement, put cat in toilet and close lid. (It might be an idea to stand on the lid as well).

5. The cat will self-agitate and make…

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