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    A dwarf on a giant’s shoulders sees the farther of the two.

    – George Herbert

    #384814

    @pete wrote:

    @*Dawny* wrote:

    @quiet_man wrote:

    @*Dawny* wrote:

    Newcastle hun

    It’s South of the Tyne on the approach to Gateshead on the A1.
    From a distance it’s very striking and not at all ugly.

    Agree

    I’m striking and not at all ugly from a distance it’s up close that counts and it’s bloody horrible

    don’t be too hard on yaself pete

    #384879

    @bon bon wrote:

    All I can say is;
    88888888888888888888888888888888

    thanks for not insulting me in Capitals bon bon

    ******************************** <<<<< and that's how you do it hun

    xx

    #358812

    when they finally manage to win a premiership game this year – and to achieve this the team will need to avoid food poisoning……… : o ) ………………

    I for one will give them the Big Clap

    #358810

    that should keep them dry, although they don’t travel well.

    It’s a shame,

    someone will offer the keeper a stick of rock and he’ll drop it……….

    #311990

    Vanity (I)

    The fleet astronomer can bore
    And thread the spheres with his quick-piercing mind:
    He views theirs stations, walks from door to door,
    Surveys, as if he had designed
    To make a purchase there: he sees their dances,
    And knoweth long before,
    Both their full-eyed aspects, and secret glances.

    The nimble diver with his side
    Cuts through the working waves, that he may fetch
    His dearly-earned pearl, which God did hide
    On purpose from the ventrous wretch;
    That he might save his life, and also hers,
    Who with excessive pride
    Her own destruction and his danger wears.

    The subtle chymick can devest
    And strip the creature naked, till he find
    The callow principles within their nest:
    There he imparts to them his mind,
    Admitted to their bed-chamber, before
    They appear trim and drest
    To ordinary suitors at the door.

    What hath not man sought out and found,
    But his dear God? who yet his glorious law
    Embosoms in us, mellowing the ground
    With showers and frosts, with love and awe,
    So that we need not say, Where’s this command?
    Poor man, thou searchest round
    To find out death, but missest life at hand.

    George Herbert

    #384837

    8)

    #384809

    It’s terracottamagical.

    as you can see by the photo it can even glue two cars together !

    #358808

    god do I love this thread or what…………thanks talon

    ** London Underground wish to apologise for the severe points failure in the Tottenham area.

    ** David Blaine was gutted to hear that his record of 48 days in the box doing absolutely nothing has been broken by Darren Bent.

    ** You can buy ‘Spurs, The Glory Years’ from most shops, priced £200. That’s £5 for the tape and £195 for the Betamax player.

    ** What’s the difference between Father Christmas and a Spurs win? Some people actually believe Father Christmas exists.

    ** Darren Bent is ill, so Juande Ramos offers to do his shopping for him. While in Sainsbury’s he bumps into Arsene Wenger. ‘What are you doing in here, Juande?’ asks Wenger. ‘Getting a bag of potatoes for Darren Bent,’ he replies.
    ‘Sounds like a good swap to me,’ says Wenger.

    : O )

    #379778

    because she’s a luv………

    Radiohead

    No Suprises

    for poli
    xx

    *edited because some damn fool put the wrong link up*
    : o )

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