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@sir Actor wrote:

I love the name mimsey.
I just wanna grab a bottle of ginger beer and a picnic rug and wander off into the countryside.
There’ll be ham and cream cakes galore.
Love ya mims. x

I remember that godawful mims person posting something about a bracing walk, and then Enid Blyton got mixed up in it somewhere.

Although you were right to call her a racist at the time, I’m glad that your feelings have now changed.

(goes off to find that copy of agatha christie’s “Ten Little Niggers”…..)

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I only had to delete 87 of my own posts Sharon, thankfully it was a quiet night.

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@Bad Manners wrote:

I think I said Askit not skit

are you not too sure then ?

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Last year my mum set fire to her kitchen. Getting old you see bless her x

It was unusual because she’s actually a very practical and sensible woman. I had popped in by chance on one of my rare visits and spent the whole night ripping out damaged cupboards, cleaning up the smoke damage and re-decorating so she’d have something better to wake up to. Had forgotten that it could all have been taken care of by insurance……

Anyways these thick cobwebs were everywhere ! All the invisible ones in the corners had been covered by ash and it made the place look like something out of a Hammer Horror. I’d post pics but won’t because you’re probably eating, and also because I didn’t take any.
But you can take my word for it.

So if you really want some spectacular ones you know what to do now…….

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true actor.

In fact, I’ve been leading the campaign for smileys in chat rooms for many a year now.

But do they listen……

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@chickenman wrote:

Just sounded like a normal p1sshead to me

exactly what I thought

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Great thread title wishfairy

I’m the opposite when it comes to wine, it’s strange how the colour of the grape affects gender.

As I sit in my kitchen during the quiet hour each morning, waiting for the world to wake up in my bleary head, the sight of little birdies hopping about on the back lawn gets more fascinating each time.

Sometimes I want to join them, and one day, I think I will

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otherwise she’d be called Valerie I-got-hitched

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Valerie Singleton never did get married you know………..

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I don’t blame you, there’s some bloody good-looking trees about.

but please practice safe hugging, you don’t want to be catching dutch elm disease or anyfink

will this now get moved to STD as well ?

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