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hey chess you don’t need emoticons to do that
: o )
Your answer has to be yes. You’re a modern-thinking mother with her feet on the ground and who knows the score. So say yeah, no problem guys……..
(but when you say it cackle loudly, with a mad glint in your eye, and stroke a loaded shotgun)
I’d do my special bolognese sauce with the secret ingredients that I could never reveal……. (well it’s HP sauce actually) with garlic bread, fresh vegetables and pasta, and I hear cheesecake is good to follow. There’d be choice wines, some classic reggae in the background, and sparkling conversation. Maybe I’d talk as well.
To avoid any hurt I’ll name four JC guests from my very first night in rooms…….
Faye
that scottish grandson nutter of hers
Nettyswacks
F.anny Craddockthe last one would be handy for meal preparation and her very vampy baps
(edited out the doughnut word)
when you sky dive that low you don’t actually need a parachute !
that must save on costs………….
it’s not often you see someone sky-diving on the road right next to a burning bus stop
He’s obviously angling for a transfer to Blackpool.
or maybe he ate all the orange pies ?
these modern players want it all……………………
the real problem is the obesity crisis.
If we could all lose some weight this would surely make more room. I’ve never lived in a country that was populated by bigoted sticks, and wish to experience everything that this wonderful life has to offer.
(it’s actually quite a burden having all the answers you know)
Pats must be number one savage then
yeah that figures………….
