[toybulldog]

@sharongooner wrote:

Just wished Id woke up this morning to that lil icon

If I had ten bob for every time I’ve heard that I’d have………………….oooh nearly 50p now.

Day dreams, night ones, the dreams we had before we were born………….it all means summat I guess

[toybulldog]

I thought a thread called “Sex Toy” was some kind of proposal ?

(legs it sharpish)

[toybulldog]

how strange Shazz

I had a dream the other night and you were in it, and saying ” Get the fook outta my dream ya Kunt ! “

[toybulldog]

Pete, Pats…….I hate your siggys.

The scary one roaming the earth looking for his next victim……..that’s so sad.

…. and Pete’s grim reaper isn’t exactly nice either.

[toybulldog]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

yeah toy aint half bad..he just makes a mess with his cheese

I’ve had just about enough of you.

All because I told you about that girl I met in the Phillippines while eating a very plain cheese sandwich. And that sleazy nightclub I got drunk in with the shackles and manacles and free issue leopard-skin nappies. Where I lost my wallet and all my cards. I certainly released the inner child that night before my arrest by the Manila police (with a TV aerial stuck up my posterior) . So what if I found out the girl wasn’t exactly female ? It could happen to anyone…………

Yeah, you keep bringing up the cheese fing…………

[toybulldog]

Lady godiva here dressed so demurely
Pats the head of another curly hair boy, just another toy
Sick with silence she weeps sincerely
Saying words that have oh so clearly been said
So long ago

Draperies wrapped gently around her shoulder
Life has made her that much bolder now
That she’s found out how

Dressed in silk, latin, lace and envy
Pride and joy of the latest funny fair
Pretty passing care

Hair today now dipped in the water
Making love to every poor daughter’s son
Isn’t it fun

Now today propping grace with envy
Lady godiva peers to see if anyone’s there
And hasn’t a care

Doctor is coming the nurse thinks sweetly
Turning on the machine and neatly pump air
The body lies bare
Shaved and hairless what once was screaming
Now lies silent and almost sleeping
The brain must have gone away

Strapped securely to the white table
Ether caused the body to wither and writhe
Underneath the white light

Doctor arrives with knife and baggage
Sees the growth as just so much cabbage
That now
Must be cut away

Now comes the moment of great! great! decision!
The doctor is making his first incision!
One goes here – one goes there

The ether tubes leaking says someone who’s sloppy
Patient it seems is not so well sleeping
The screams echo up the hall
Don’t panic someone give him pentathol instantly
Doctor removes his blade
Cagily so from the brain
By my count of ten –
The head won’t move

Lady Godiva’s Operation

(Reed / Underground)

[toybulldog]

@obtuse wrote:

what a sycophantic tw@t

daggs
xx

you stay mate

[toybulldog]

Bush is a trendy tree-hugger ?

[toybulldog]

@esmeralda wrote:

UB40 One In Ten

UB40 Higher Ground

Jimmy Cliff at Glasto 2003
Many Rivers to Cross

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=spCq1dAiZ6g

[toybulldog]

@rubyred wrote:

claaat.. 2 white guys who hippety hoppity !

i wanna dance yeah.. ! TB dance with me !

patrick and eugene. birds n bees.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tzCpBoxF2gc

these guys play with groove armada !

Fantastic

how could ya not laugh and dance to that !

oh and thanks for the Michael Livingston earlier rubes

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