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  • #358018

    yeah Di, I remember the awful stick Morrissey took for writing ‘Suffer Little Children’, with the tabloids fanning the flames and forever publishing that god-awful blonde mugshot of Hindley.

    A very sensitive and moving song, performed by one who was a child living in the same area, and at the same time as those poor kids.

    #358454

    copied + pasted from a deleted thread ?

    @the big hill wrote:

    if u must know, everybody thinks ur an old slag, or at least thats what they call u when ur not around.

    hill you can be a damn fool sometimes.

    Rubes is just playing with you and you’re well out of your depth. Trust me on this. She’s dealt with far more imaginative insults than you seem to be able to come up with, and had far better fun with those than with your pre-adolescent posts of snivelling cack. Now let me help you out with some ideas……

    “carmelised, dundee”
    “pogue-pished”
    “gitane swallower”
    “voted chambermaid of the year,1897”
    “kirk brandon’s discarded love-handles”

    Now, I have a wet fish with your name on it, and will catch you later in the rooms in order to administer a severe slapping to each of your humbly presented and penitent cheeks. In the meantime could you please stop texting your messages from the local play-school as they are in fact quite painful to read. The other teletubbies have all PM’d me to say that, unless you change your ways, they want nothing further to do with you.

    Ta.

    #358509

    @toybulldog wrote:

    I fondly remember my first memory

    However I cannot remember my first fondle.

    Anyway, I was a very confused foetus with issues, I had to fight off the documentary makers on a daily basis while applying for free housing on the basis of sexual discrimination and severe flooding at my temporary accomodation. The welcome appearance of male organs calmed me down a bit and I gabbled my first football talk.

    Much later, (and by now sleeping in a draw) I developed the ability to cry on demand while simultaneously shyting in rainbow colours until the appearance of this giant lactating t i t fingy would satisfy my every whim.

    …………no hang on, first memories ???…… that was last night

    #337087

    lol gonna use that one

    #357968

    yeah is true look what happened to me

    I was 27 before I found out you were supposed to say Hi to people and not just grunt and knaw their shin bones……………..

    #357414

    well I think it fits

    #358501

    I fondly remember my first memory……………………….

    #358440

    lol – I just get it all over my hands and then back in the car, light a cigarette and start clapping madly at my own stupidity.

    #342053

    ‘scuse me………but serious post…..

    Isn’t the whole BB formula a bit tired now ? Whenever it gets really interesting they just cut the live feed and bring in security guards to separate the housemates. None of you see it apart from the edited highlights that Channel 4 decide you deserve the following night; after Davina has of course made her special announcement to prepare you for the drama that you’ve all read about anyway.

    Their lawyers will draft the spin about racism, violence, sexism etc etc not being tolerated. The police will announce that so-and-so will be interviewed etc etc (although nobody ever gets charged with anything). Meanwhile the producers lick their lips at such controversy, knowing that ratings inevitably rise with the publicity and that advertising revenue will follow and fatten up their annual bonuses.

    I trust you see, or at least are dimly aware of the insulting con for what it is.

    Endemol have sent BB franchises all over the world and surely they can liven this up a bit by showing the entertaining bits from other countries.

    Sorry but I have followed this thread and most of you say its boring this year.

    (ok I’ll shurrup now)

    #357958

    damn, no more crawling for me with my pocketful of euros. So glad you timed that with the fortuitous approach of that lorry. You spoil me, you really do. And that’s why I’m so nice in return . . . . .

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