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liking it pikey

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Anyfink !!

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critique this folks

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5vSLZs3kq2M

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shazz my sweetness, have you ever thought of becoming a canine psychologist ?

you may have talents in this area…………………..

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I was in this field of flowing corn.

Saw this group of people gathered around a painting and went to look………..It was a blank white canvas with a heavy black solid line line going across the middle . Everyone was like…… ” It’s Wonderful, It’s a Masterpiece !! “…………………but I just didn’t get it, what are you talking about I shouted, it’s just a blank white canvas that someone daubed a line across………….”Oh no Toy” they said, ” can’t you just appreciate the contemporary relevance of its essential being “…………

Hardly.
I felt isolated, alone in the universe, completely misunderstood. My constipated cat could have done something better on a rainy tuesday. But these people looked at me with sad, pitying eyes. I thought about shagging, and food, in that order. Neither helped remove that feeling of complete disorientation. So I looked again.

All of a sudden the line seemed to grow beyond the canvas, it grew and grew to limitless proportions; it seemed to encompass the whole universe and stand for what is real, what is permanent, like a hidden truth revealed to those who hold a modicum of faith in their hearts. I felt privy to something known since the beginning of creation’s relentless march.

anyways, then I woke up, brushed my teeth, and had bacon + eggs with a fried slice on the side. I coulda done with some ketchup but the bottle was empty……………..

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he spots 29 year old trains ?

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damn you straight to hell woman I edited !

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think so pete

but I thank god, daily, for the invention of clothes pegs

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Cath ya know………….you’re quite attractive when you let rip

of course i’m still shocked mind

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@panacea wrote:

I assume that when you are sat at home with a boring husband or no husband at all like cath is, her time needs to be filled with imaginary romances or moments where she can use her literary skills to concoct stories about someone she’s never met but inwardly longs to.

you assume rather a lot for a fookin name changing koont

sorry meant newbie……..

Anyway her stories are funnier than yours will ever be.

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