[toybulldog]

you’re supposed to say something orrible

: o )

silly minim…………

[toybulldog]

tra-la-la.. laa-laa-laa-la
tra-la-la ….. laa-laa-laa-la

…………one banana two banana three banana four………………

[toybulldog]

someone cheer up fa fooks sake

!

[toybulldog]

@mummy28 wrote:

A fat man with a fat lady whos not happy

L O L .mum28

[toybulldog]

sorry quietman its ya thread but they all nutters here mate lol

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@boojangle wrote:

I think I know ……. but I’m not gonna guess ……… not for any other reason than ……… I dont wanna!!!! :)

he’s a bit quiet this one

(PSML@ boo
xlol
: o ))

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they should be ok bonbon

[toybulldog]

There is no option for “All of the above”, squire.

damn……..once again I’ve set fire to my nose

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@waspish wrote:

. . . i watched the dispatches programmes last nght about britain and the street wars and guns and knives etc . . . . . and they all without exeption said they wil rob and steal and tax . . . . .

all except the ones who said they used to do such things, and gave clear explanations as to the reasons, and why they stopped; others looked at the knive amnesties and quite rightly mocked them;

I saw more kids in the programme go for the throat about the issue of absent fathers, or the problem of single mothers who were still at work when they came home from school; another targeted the 10-14 year old age group as the key age for authorities to give some education to, and why that was so.

One more stated his ambition of joining the police force, because of his life experience on the steets. And another mentioned that showing kids photographs of knife-wounds could be a real help in understanding the dangers.

anyway, I was watching the one on channel four . . . . .

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This is quite a good one if one finks one is hard enough…….

‘Base’ Ingredients

6oz sweet, wholemeal or digestive
or if appropriate, ginger biscuits
3oz melted butter
5 Mars Bars

Method
Crush the biscuits in a plastic bag using a rolling pin.
Work them into the melted butter with a wooden spoon. Press the mixture into the base of a loose-bottomed tin, allow to cool and spoon cheesecake mixture on top. Eat one of the Mars Bars, and dispose of the wrapper in a responsible manner.
Bases for Cheesecake may vary according to flavour and recipe.

Lemon Cheesecake Recipe

1 cup finely crushed Vanilla Wafers 3 Tbsp sugar
3 Tbsp butter or margarine, melted 4 eggs divided
3 pkg (8 oz. each) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened
1 cup sugar 3 Tbsp flour
1 Tbsp grated lemon peel 2 Tbsp lemon juice
1/2 tsp vanilla 3/4 cup sugar
2 Tbsp cornstarch 1/4 cup lemon juice

Method
PREHEAT oven to 325°F if using a silver 9-inch spring form pan
(or to 300°F if using a dark non-stick 9-inch spring form pan).
Mix crumbs, 3 Tbsp. sugar and butter; press firmly onto bottom of pan. Bake 10 minutes.

SEPARATE 1 of the eggs. Have a rest and eat another Mars Bar. After a while,cover and refrigerate egg yolk for later use, and reminisce with some close friends on the phone about the Mars Bars you’ve just eaten. Are they having any today ? Set egg white aside. Beat cream cheese, 1 cup sugar, flour, lemon peel, 2 Tbsp. juice and vanilla in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. Take Mars Bar wrapper from bin and inspect closely for any hidden Mars Bar crumbs you may have missed earlier. Add egg white and remaining 3 whole eggs, one at a time, mixing on low speed after each addition just until blended. Pour over crust.

Bake for 50 to 55 minutes or until center is almost set. This is a good time for eating another Mars Bar, and, after carefully washing sticky hands, getting out your Mars Bar scrapbook. Run knife or metal spatula around rim of pan to loosen cake; cool before removing rim of pan.
Refrigerate 4 hours or overnight.

MIX 3/4 cup sugar and cornstarch in medium saucepan, gradually stir in 1/2 cup water and 1/4 cup juice until well blended.
Bring just to boil on medium heat, stirring constantly,
cook and stir until clear and thickened.
Wrap a Mars Bar in brown paper and post to your sister.
Beat reserved egg yolk lightly with fork.
Stir in 2 Tbsp. of the hot cornstarch mixture.
Return to remaining cornstarch mixture in saucepan,
mix until well blended.
Cook 1 minute or until thickened, stirring constantly.
Cool slightly. Spoon topping over cheesecake,
refrigerate until set.
Then go to shop for more Mars Bars.

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