[toybulldog]

hi VergissMeiNicht

I’d call you FM but that might sound like you could only be read in stereo. Sorry didn’t mean to imply plagiarism, which can be rather a hard concept to prove, but do know those lines from somewhere……….meanwhile the IKEA school of literary criticism is alive and kicking and working overtime on my stuff.

I never compose in the shower though. That’s the time for shaping my hair into a mohican, singing some rocking polynesian gospel into the nozzle, and blowing kisses at myself in the mirror – all somewhat of a family tradition you see.

Anyway keep up the fine work (there is already a long-running thread for the budding poet/poetess here in Arts btw) and it’s all good.

yours

Inspector Dante

Poetry Division
New Scotland Yard

[toybulldog]

@Forget Me Not wrote:

Illusion’s shadow
Water’s untrue reflection
Time’s relentless march

I remember reading this particular haiku a long time ago, is it Ezra Pound ? Maybe not but it will come to me……

[toybulldog]

: o )

[toybulldog]

Beetroot !

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and so, I now retire

ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZ ZZ Z Z zzzzzzzz zzzzz zzz zz z z …….. ….. … .. . .

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lotty I was gonna post something like…you know … something incredibly witty and self-dulgent like….cloudsinmycoffeeI’msovainIprobablythinkthispostisaboutme kinda thing……

but thats’s really a heart warming tale about someone else’s real life

god bless ya hun
xx

[toybulldog]

I’m getting very nervous now. (clears throat)

I’d like to thank my mum for letting the old man buy her that second baby sham, so creating this epic life of mine. I’d like to thank the netball team at school but won’t elaborate further. I’ve swam with dolphins at the top of Everest, travelled beyond the stars on a go-kart I made out of bog roll, and many other wondrous things too various to mention. Thank you all for your wondrous support. I wish to thank my agent for reducing his commision to 80 percent, which enabled me to take a mortgage out on this tiny kennel……….. ( and so on and so on…..)

which just leaves…………….

[toybulldog]

I can’t even spell suedookoo

congrats on that report chris (wipes away bead of sweat from brow)

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eighteenthly, and sorry OP for ruining ya thread……return the insult at any time

I’m playing “To Be A Lover”………..the original black ark version not billy feckin idol

burfday present for rubes innit

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@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

secondly……

no Sharon I simply don’t have that many thoughts in one lifetime lol

dont be silly, they are not thoughts!

fourthly……….

wot number am I on now ?

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