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Hello again nanny,
Funny that, I checked my handy pocket-sized Mayan Calendar recently and yes, it did intimate a prospective reappearance. Nice to see you scratching among the combings with your favourite pickaxe.
I’m fine, as always I have a lovelock plastered over my dexter optic with beargrease. Collar and cuffs pressed under the glitterball and all that. Being at the cutting edge of fashion isn’t easy but one manages, and the wide brimmed hat stencilled with prostatic train-station announcers helps too. I’ve begun collecting old cartons of milk and may open my own chat forum dedicated to this new and exciting subject. But of course, will only post in morse code now that I’ve learnt to join all the dots up…..
must dash
xx
@Forget Me Not wrote:
I thought that was a cat fight and a dog fight was between two planes or something.
Seriously, it was for me and in answer to an earlier request. But Two prancing un-named Sumo Bulldogs ?? errr thanks born ! (it’s uncanny how you’ve managed to capture my split personality so well)
No it isn’t…….yes it is…….no it isn……….
Yeah I was born a hundred years too late as well; me mum still says she wouldn’t have wished that pregnancy on anyone……..
It’s all just a monkey-bone spinning through the universe isn’t it ? Progress is what they knew in Greece three thousand years ago with the addition of two AA batteries.
I just set fire to my nose
@chickenman wrote:
@anita Gofradump wrote:
“Pet love” You do know there is laws against that type of thing.
Not in basildon !
l o l !!
We are talking Daggers yes ? I am knowing this so easy, win me all quiz prizes for next twenty years now. dearest dagger is lives in Whalley Range and he working as torque wrench daily. How am I knowings this ? because I am his girlfriend ….yes true !
I saw him in the bathtub yesterday – he was all latherly ! All bubbles were everywheres and I said to myself “Oh how very clean Dagger is ! He is ever so clean ! Perhaps I should ask JustChatting to purchase him a rubber ducky for dear clean Dagger !”
true though innit, it just seems to go on forever
I’ve started playing this every time I log in now
There’s a good opportunity here for the Church to reverse falling attendances.
To celebrate the virgin birth each year we could start wishing each other “Merry Cherry” for a start….
@minim wrote:
@sword wrote:
@minim wrote:
Fat is a feminist issue.
Fat is fat and I laugh at those in denial.
Last time I went for a swim in de nial, i emptied it and caused a famine in Egypt.
Jumping in would surely have instantly irrigated all surrounding areas and created record crop levels. Therefore, you must drink what you paddle in, which is nice.
(Logic seems to be a masculine issue)
@~Pebbles~ wrote:
@(f)politics? wrote:
and back to the thread again lol
good afternoon sword you are looking fetching today a bit like me probably as you were up so late, baggy eyed and 10 years older lol, think i need some …is it cucumber u put on tired eyes ? i had to edit this now cos sian slipped in there lol afternoon sian u are looking fetching without the baggy eyes :)have you completely lost it? how the fook can you see someone through a computer screen :roll:
marry me poli.
It’s called staying on topic pebs, try it sometime……….
