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I’m posting like a fecker today.

Must be them monkey gland tablets I sprinkled on me winnalot.

I always fancied the queen mum and have her pictures all over me garden shed.

(ok not really I just added that in order to arbitrarily stay on topic)

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@kevin wrote:

occasionally there are a few harsh words spoken between a few people

nope, never seen that.

I get bored with the unremitting group hugs

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Intelligence, humour and a nice set of babylons are a turn-on. Furthermore, there are also women who can have these qualities.

Pornography takes many forms and cath25(and a bit) recently posted a good example on this site.

Is it still demeaning if the toilet don’t flush ?

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Fulham are gone.

If any team deserve to join them it’s Reading. Supposed to be fighting for their lives and Coppell made all them changes yesterday, made our lot look better than they really were.

So come on Brum . . . .

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I’m putting this up again because first time round the censorship fingy turned it into shyte, which is kind of ironic. But I was new to message boards in them days and am no longer so young and naive.

the boys i mean are not refined

the boys i mean are not refined
they go with girls who buck and bite
they do not give a fu/ck for luck
they hump them thirteen times a night

one hangs a hat upon her tit
one carves a cross on her behind
they do not give a sh/it for wit
the boys i mean are not refined

they come with girls who bite and buck
who cannot read and cannot write
who laugh like they would fall apart
and masturbate with dynamite

the boys i mean are not refined
they cannot chat of that and this
they do not give a fart for art
they kill like you would take a pi/ss

they speak whatever’s on their mind
they do whatever’s in their pants
the boys i mean are not refined
they shake the mountains when they dance

As with all good poetry there’s far more going on here than you might think at first.

It seems to be about primeval sexual energy that the author may even be admiring from afar. But Cummings was also in the first world war, and was familiar with cannons….. “shake the mountains…”…..”dynamite” etc. Gunners used to carve crosses on the bases for good luck, and hang their helmets from the metal nipples on the guns.
Lots of phallic imagery I know but I like the way that the girls are made equally as powerful.

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We had a midfield player at the arsenal called johnny jensen once. Looked like one of them german moustachioed 70s po/rn stud muffins on a grainy b+w film that none of us ever watched for a laff when younger when we weren’t out with the lads on a drunken night.

Absolute Highbury legend because he couldn’t get a direct hit on a cows ar/se with a ten foot banjo if he tried. He used to collect the ball in defence and the crowd would go…… “Shoot ! “…….

Great day it was when he finally scored, and then we sold him lol

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I’ve seen that siggy so often now it’s on me feckin xmas card list

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I remember looking at that collection of “artistic” photos Madonna did.

It was suprisingly heavy to hold with one hand, and I’m still banned from that book shop.

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