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I was going to post something but then I changed my mind.

lifes like that

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@angeldust wrote:

there is a birmingham meet

18th of may

for those who are

intrested

will check out venue

let u know

love angeldust

sorry but were you gasping for breath when you typed that ?

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is best they remove young Prince Harold………..

he won’t be wanting an afghan arrow in the eye will he ?
(not many do)

I know I know thats stupid, but of all the voices in my head I make the most sense

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@cath 55 wrote:

without a doubt mary the great mohammed ali interviews…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnz77QSu2HA

Ali Koombayeh ! Ali Koombayeh !!

…..wot a great man he was, they stopped making ’em like that a long time ago.

(I cwinge at woss)

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you could also say “look just read the bloody meter and go will ya !!”

or

do a hard sell on double glazing – until their eyes glaze over (unlikely)

or

tell them you already Thank God daily for making you an atheist

or

make like a crazed killer who eats unsolicited guests for breakfast
(and their pamphlets)

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@melech wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Have you been crying to the staff Mel …..?

my posts been deleted , your far to sensitive !!!

Ugo,

I know all my posts have been deleted, but not by the Administration…..I deleted them myself….has nothing to do with sensitivity…….it was time. Took me well over an hour to delete all 40 or 41 posts. But, it was well-worth the time spent on it.

I didn’t realise until later, that I owe you an apology. I forgot that you used my newspaper columns to cure your insomnia. I do apologise.

Regards,
Melech

Mel – undelete them this minute !

or I WILL attack any hovering honorary brits with my trusty fly swatter

(obviously Ugo’s posts can stay in the bin)

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@rubyred wrote:

still being awake !! have not slept for 2 nights,so assumed id sleep like a log..went away to bed 8ish. and thats me up,,!

Pass the salty water shazz :)

you’re excited because it’s your birthday rubes

have a good one hun !!
x

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aye lass it were fab

never had that response before when ordering a food delivery

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well lamp-posts are handy and I can do that 3-legged fing standing on my head

woof woof

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@cath 55 wrote:

a lil pink poodle called fifi :wink:

aww thats nice Cath, but was that a real smile at fifi or just the usual grimace ?

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