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I’d chase all of ’em outta the house.

( except the one wiv the shades on – too stunned by it’s total coolness )

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@rubyred wrote:

I think i love you toybulldog !

lol – well ye’ll ave ta get intae tha feckin queue carmelised one. ‘Cos ay’ll be standin in front of ye !

but a man’s a man fa a’that huh ?

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how strange !

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either Jeepers or Creepers

(as in where’d ya get those. . . )

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

cheers lucks and pip..the recipient will know what i mean :) its a wee poem full of private jokes to a fellow scot.She doesnt like the fuss,unlike me who broke records on MY birthday thread,,cos they ALL want me :) xx

naturally :wink:

It’s true, she unique she is.
x

Oh….and Happy Birthday Rubes, lets have a big partee on the day you came to bee.

All 365 of them.

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I know, people will keep trying to nut ya.

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blame Wenger, everybody else does.

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@alan snowman wrote:

im taking my girl sky diving

mines gonna be diving too.

True romance will never die
Here’s a hanky for your eye

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” dog moves in mysterious ways “

is it a german dog ?

Back in my day they built kennels properly. Mine was like Colditz and to escape we had to either build hang-gliders or jump over barbed wire on stolen motorbikes. Which ain’t easy canine-speaking. Most of the time we just barked or rolled in the mud to confuse the jerries.
We liked digging tunnels and after naming them, would move the juicy bones, then aim for the camp perimeter. But then the damned guards found Fido and we had to open up Rover and Bonzo.

is it a german guide dog ?

maybe it stole a plane with Donald Pleasance.

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woof ! woof woof !!

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