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  • #307582

    @waspish wrote:

    @toybulldog wrote:

    @nanny ogg wrote:

    You really really really shouldn’t attempt to educate yourself using google.
    Semitics, from the Semites, from New Latin Semite, from Old Latin (Hebrew) Sem.
    Everything else is a mistaken b-a-s-t-a-r-d-i-s-a-t-i-o-n of the origin of language.

    innit that church bible fingy…..bout when it was well peeing down and they had to get on that like massive boat…….. all the animals two by four or wotever and the top man was called captin noah……. said like you dissing me god and the big geezer said no wots ya beef and noah said is cool man then the sun came out and they all got chill down to the bizz innit……… and he had some ankle bitas and one was shem wiv his bruvs ham sandwich and cushty geezer was in the house…….. is totally wack i no but they is wear we is all coming from all over i fink africa and asia and evrywear………. includin the walfamsto posee and even the leyton boys or sumfink like that i dunno bit tired now from larfing at toolboy. . . . . .

    Peace and Love to all from the Bulldog (Toy version)

    lovvit…sounds like my son when hes pissed with his mates… i mean in the drunk sense !

    I know, they’re laughing at toolboy too. It’s quite understandable.

    #308561

    i did know a chris, but she was long round the a rse area

    #308587

    @~*Lucky*~ wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    i dont have a valentine !!! oh woe is me :)

    but still loved by millions :lol:

    who – carmelised onions/dundee ?

    trillions of minions

    #142837

    @American Woman wrote:

    @toybulldog wrote:

    if you were locked in a room with a killer shark and also your big sister who was wearing a shopping trolley and it was slightly overcast with perhaps a cold front approaching who would win ?

    Because of the weather conditions I would have to go with my myself. Cold weather really pisses me off. Unless of course the shark had somewhat of a reverse scuba mask on. That of course would give him the upper hand (being out of water and such). On the other hand, my sister has been know to give looks that could kill.
    :-k
    I’m sticking with myself because I believe I could knock the sh*t out of both of them :wink:

    now I simply hadn’t considered the reverse scuba mark . . . . . in fact I often don’t

    #308136

    Capello scored against us many moons ago. It was a funny era, the Poles used to put circus entertainers in goal (although these days we call them “lehmanns”)

    anyway yeah right like THATS all forgiven……………

    #142835

    if you were locked in a room with a killer shark and also your big sister who was wearing a shopping trolley and it was slightly overcast with perhaps a cold front approaching who would win ?

    #307950

    my first was so choice a second ain’t needed

    #307629

    @r.O.T.T wrote:

    @toybulldog wrote:

    @r.O.T.T wrote:

    @toybulldog wrote:

    [/quote

    Hiya toolboy

    go on . . . . put up another link then and we’ll see if you’ve even read it.

    please !

    you. . . . .

    seems the quote button recognises shyte and blocks you out.

    Clever quote button……….

    #308501
    sharongooner wrote:
    What are your favorite

    Pair of shoes?
    the highly polished ones on my ears

    Jacket?
    potato

    Scarf?
    gerald

    Way to do your hair?
    shurrup……..i’m a geezer

    TV show?
    tv shows wot ?

    Actor?
    too many on these boards to choose

    Actor over 50?
    Paul Muni

    Actress?
    Brenda Blethwyn

    Actress younger than 20?
    now that’s a hard one

    Animal?
    in eeyore I trust

    Age to be?
    re-phrase pls goonerbird

    Shampoo brand?
    Dom Peri

    Toothpaste?
    until Colgate branches out……Colgate
    (its like watergate without the impeachments)

    Place to buy clothes?
    socks magically arrive in xmas pressies

    Place to buy cheap stuff?
    Shoplifters R’Us

    Place to get icecream?
    where’s that pizza leaflet ?

    Store to buy shopping?
    corner one from that nice mr patel

    fancy dress costume?
    lilac ballgown wiv raybans

    Childhood memory?
    a long tunnel then some freak smacking me bum

    /quote]

    #307626

    @r.O.T.T wrote:

    @toybulldog wrote:

    will they get gordon strachan too ?

    that team could dominate basketball for years

    shove it up you rse instead of sharons[/quote

    Hiya toolboy

    go on . . . . put up another link then and we’ll see if you’ve even read it.

    please !

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