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if you and your best mate were locked in a room with a starving grizzly bear and all you had was a plastic knife from McDonalds and it was a Tuesday morning who would win ?

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even I got that one

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@jennibaby57 wrote:

WHO FVCKIN CARES FFS

An excellent display of unseen perspective and one which will make a valuable contribution to the debate. Furthermore your minimalist style has enabled us all to ponder upon the precipitious necessity of applying, to some degree, an entry qualification for these hitherto esteemed boards.
While some may dispute the relevance of such action, others will not, and I feel that your words of wisdom may have done a great service in bolstering the imperatives of the latter.

And for that I thank you.

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@nanny ogg wrote:

You really really really shouldn’t attempt to educate yourself using google.
Semitics, from the Semites, from New Latin Semite, from Old Latin (Hebrew) Sem.
Everything else is a mistaken b-a-s-t-a-r-d-i-s-a-t-i-o-n of the origin of language.

innit that church bible fingy…..bout when it was well peeing down and they had to get on that like massive boat…….. all the animals two by four or wotever and the top man was called captin noah……. said like you dissing me god and the big geezer said no wots ya beef and noah said is cool man then the sun came out and they all got chill down to the bizz innit……… and he had some ankle biters and one was shem wiv his bruvs ham sandwich and …….. cushty geezer was in the house is totally wack i know but they is wear we is all coming from all over i fink africa and ………. including the walthamstow posse and even the leyton boys or sumfink like that i dunno bit tired now from larfing at toolboy. . . . . .

Peace and Love to all from the Bulldog (Toy version)

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still too busy laughing to type………….

x

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@sharongooner wrote:

I sorted it now. Someone must have been one of the kids had set it to blimmin arabic! So I couldnt understand my homepage (it was the IE7 welcome page), but now I can 8)

actually this is what happened Sharon……..

Due to your quite understandable hatred of Dirty Yids, all electrical appliances in your household, including toasters, irons and even hair-straighteners, became conversant in Arabic out of loyalty to their owner. It’s a well known phenomenon amongst gooners – (check the name of that stadium in Ashburton Grove ).

With your postings the poor computer never stood a chance now did it ?

xx

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@r.O.T.T wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

never use a word you can’t spell

it’s “anti-semitism” . . . . .

(toolbox filling up fast now)

http://www.biblebelievers.com/misc_periodical_articles/mbi_001.html

check the spelling nobhead
knew i couldnt possibly be wrong

err……..have you actually checked the spelling within the article you quote ?

jesus christ ! where do they get these people from ?

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never use a word you can’t spell

it’s “anti-semitism” . . . . .

(toolbox filling up fast now)

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wot you outraged about ?

btw welcome xx

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awwwww poor lickle thread gone. And that was me at my most romantic too.

Great news forum host fascists !!

owe ya one

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