[toybulldog]

@pats wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

When will U go? :lol: :wink:

groans……………………

U go ? Boss !!

[toybulldog]

@~abbie~ wrote:

Ride A White Swan Lyrics
» T. Rex

Ride it on out like a bird in the sky ways
Ride it on out like you were a bird
Fly it all out like an eagle in a sunbeam
Ride it on out like you were a bird

Wear a tall hat like a druid in the old days
Wear a tall hat and a tattooed gown
Ride a white swan like the people of the Beltane
Wear your hair long, babe you can’t go wrong

Catch a bright star and a place it on your fore-head
Say a few spells and baby, there you go
Take a black cat and sit it on your shoulder
And in the morning you’ll know all you know, oh

Wear a tall hat like a druid in the old days
Wear a tall hat and a tattooed gown
Ride a white swan like the people of the Beltane
Wear your hair long, babe you can’t go wrong

Da-da-da-di-di-da, da-da-da-di-di-da ….

….da-da-da-di-di-da

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJNV73VxjU4

[toybulldog]

@rubyred wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

am I still here….?

ruby I fell asleep on your thread hahaha

have another one on me, hell – have another birthday too.

Liked the poem xxx

oh fvck off geoff..

LOLOLOLOL

No. . . .geoff……you go forth + multiply in small jerky movements . . . . .

[toybulldog]

am I still here….?

ruby I fell asleep on your thread hahaha

have another one on me, hell – have another birthday too.

Liked the poem xxx

[toybulldog]

is he the one who presents Top Gear ?

did he nick a motor ?

[toybulldog]

see ? thats old school . . . .

[toybulldog]

anyone lived in a pretty how town

anyone lived in a pretty how town
(with up so floating many bells down)
spring summer autumn winter
he sang his didn’t he danced his did

Women and men (both little and small)
cared for anyone not at all
they sowed their isn’t they reaped their same
sun moon stars rain

children guessed (but only a few
and down they forgot as up they grew
autumn winter spring summer)
that noone loved him more by more

when by now and tree by leaf
she laughed his joy she cried his grief
bird by snow and stir by still
anyone’s any was all to her

someones married their everyones
laughed their cryings and did their dance
(sleep wake hope and then) they
said their nevers they slept their dream

stars rain sun moon
(and only the snow can began to explain
how children are apt to forget to remember
with up so floating many bells down )

one day anyone died I guess
(and noone stopped to kiss his face)
busy folk buried them side by side
little by little and was by was

all by all and deep by deep
and more by more they dream their sleep
noone and anyone earth by april
wish by spirit and if by yes

Women and men (both ding and dong)
summer autumn winter spring
reaped their sowing and went their came
sun moon stars rain

[toybulldog]

Happy Happy Happy Happy Talk

xx

[toybulldog]

yeah get an xpm diode resistor from woolies (make sure it’s polarised to the left), plug it in to your lawn mower while hair-straightening the parrot. When the little green light flashes charge into ya mobile then place it in a bowl of vindaloo – see special offer from Currys for that.

It may take some time to load but when it has shaz think of the very longest word you know…….ie…s p u d……….By then the lickle mouses port should be activated and its just a simple matter of downloading the grass cuttings into the nearest dictionary.

Glad to help…..

(crosses ‘always wanted to be a helpful technophobe’ off my Life’s Ambitions list)

[toybulldog]

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Chopper – that’s a great one. Outstanding performance.

Would like to see the Mitchell luvvie-bruvvies take him on . . . . .

loll what a scenario!!

+ for extra comedy throw in Lewis “SAS” Collins from the Professionals

nah….. Reg Hollis….

Reg “Chopper” Hollis – played for Chelsea didn’t he ?

[Author]

Posts