[toybulldog]

shame you feel like that Pete, they’re bloody good.

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[toybulldog]

@pete wrote:

De management

fascist bastads

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[toybulldog]

pass yourself off as Welsh in 4 easy steps. . . .

Apply coal dust behind fingernails while talking non-stop gibberish.
Stop occasionally to sing loudly and then set fire to someone’s house.

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[toybulldog]

forRubies Red

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[toybulldog]

found myself in two chat gangs once.

I may have double-cliqued . . . . . .
:-

The Trashmen

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[toybulldog]

@legend wrote:

@pete wrote:

Listen…you chased no one, never have never will.

I’m quite large despite my effeminate demeanor. I could kill a set of chavs with my bare fists so I could, with only slight major injuries.

:lol:

and even if it missed with its punches , the wind behind is so strong that all right-wing fascists would simply perish from pneumonia.

Imagine Mr(s) T with boobies, bad spelling, and much, much wind. . . . .

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[toybulldog]

for the very singular and beautiful Bonbon, happy monday !

I Wanna Be Your Dog

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[toybulldog]

Next door’s car aerial, carefully folded,
will prove the ideal solution when having an emergency coat hanger crisis.

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[toybulldog]

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One Too Many Mornings

Down the street the dogs are barking
And the day is getting dark
As the night comes in a-falling
The dogs’ll lose their bark
And the silent night will shatter
From the sounds inside my minds
For I’m one too many mornings
And a thousand miles behind.

From the crossroads of my doorstep
My eyes start to fade
As I turn my head back to the room
Where my love and I have laid
And I gaze back to the street
The sidewalk and the sign
One too many mornings
And a thousand mile behind.

It’s a restless hungry feeling
That don’t mean no one no good
When everything I’m saying
You can say it just as good
You’re right from your side
I’m right from mine
We’re both just too many mornings
And a thousand miles behind.

zimma man

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[toybulldog]

Need an interesting yet unusual feature for your next dinner party ?

Then train a hedgehog to scuttle up and down the table dispensing food to each guest.

Perfect for cheese + pineapple and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

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