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Great isn’t it.
At a time when clear and decisive leadership is needed more than ever, and not soppy watered-down policies, we Brits face the likelihood of the country being run by committee, hamstrung by compromise and based on hidden machinations in back rooms by the power-hungry.
The real lack of decision rests with the general populace of course, as we stare into the abyss of Coalition on the European model.
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Thank you.
Also, save time when crossing one-way streets by only looking in the direction of incoming traffic.
Always carry a pound of lard in your pocket.
If you ever get your head caught in some railings you can then grease your ears and slide out.
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The last time I tried a McDonalds drive-through I ordered a Tropicana Orange Juice to go with my meal. When the young foreign girl served it I asked if I had paid for the drink. She said that I had at the previous window.
‘Oh’, I replied,
‘I thought Club Tropicana Drinks Are Free ‘and leaving her looking rather confused, drove off,
muttering at my own idiocy..
@gazlan wrote:
Nah ….maybe not.]
You’re an egocentric spammer with flatulent tendencies, and no regard for a differing viewpoint, which in itself defeats the object of message board activity.
When challenged, your defensive ‘puns’ are extremely infantile and a complete waste of attention.
Putting people off from posting won’t look that good on your tombstone.So why do you bother ?
blimey NCB just read this
take care of you hun
xxSave money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply
changing your name to match your existing plate.rgds
KVL 832Y, Lincoln.Tired of your goldfish having needless sex ?
This can be easily stopped by throwing a bucket of cold air over them.
You need a cheap but effective baby rattle ?
Then glue a lollipop stick to an empty matchbox, and fill it with ten woodlice.
Iggy Pop,
Bristol Locarno Feb 1979
