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Never fly into a rage and kill that messenger who brought you bad news.

Good messengers are hard to come by.

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To avoid dust collecting on sandwich containers or other small kitchen items, simply cover them with shower caps.

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‘Oxygen thieves’ take my breath away,
but ‘skin wastes’ just make my flesh creep.

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My favourite childhood, Kenty ? That’s a very short list………

But seriously.

I loved to line up my collection of severed barbie doll heads, and then rant dialectical Leninism at them while me mum weren’t looking. The masses need education and those vacantly staring plastic beauties weren’t getting away with their incessant chat about Ken.

I never liked that Mr Livingstone anyway.We’d break off for jammy sandwiches and lashings of ginger beer, before I stuffed them all in to the Kerplunk machine.
Aye, ’twas revolutionary times…….

Then I rode off into the sunset on my Buckeroo Donkey, but fell off for some reason.

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@Rosepetal wrote:

I thought of two other blokes I could ask but one has a pacemaker and the other had emptied my loft recently so felt I couldnt impose on them.

yeah ain’t life tough

:D

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Happy Birthday Rose xx

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@yvonne wrote:

great movie pete

yeah Cagney was brave in taking on that role

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no offence, but you need to get out more.

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I was scared sh/it/less my first night on JC.

Fan/ny Craddock lusted over my baps, and who wouldn’t . . . . . . . Netty took the fookin p1ss and I was on iggy before I even knew what that meant.

I love them now but that ain’t the fookin point.
Get out now while you’re still posting sanctimonious crap.

x

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I fancy scrambled eggs with a dash of pepper and sun-dried tomatoes with Parma cheese, served by well-bosomed Phoenician wenches with flagons of apricot flavoured wine.

But will make do with the tailback on the A65.
Add nutmeg if you truly wish to get your freak on.

But, predominantly, I would like to keep this whole breathing in/ breathing out gig to continue for a while yet. And while doing so, that my friends and family get to experience the warm continuance of my funky personality.

Fu/ck it, they deserve it . . . . .

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