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  • #528865

    The iggy button is ok but isn’t good for your teeth when you grind them cause you wanna know what the prick is saying and they are saying a lot more cause they know that

    #528641

    there ya go some eye candy

    #528639

    FIFA Laws of the Game 2014-15

    Offside position

    It is not an offence in itself to be in an offside position.

    A player is in an offside position if:

    he is nearer to his opponents’ goal line than both the ball and the second-last opponent
    A player is not in an offside position if:

    he is in his own half of the field of play or
    he is level with the second-last opponent or
    he is level with the last two opponents
    Offence

    A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at the moment the ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in the opinion of the referee, involved in active play by:

    interfering with play or
    interfering with an opponent or
    gaining an advantage by being in that position
    No offence

    There is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from:

    a goal kick
    a throw-in
    a corner kick

    Easy innit :?

    #528887

    not to mention the Simpsons :shock:

    #528844

    I did and it bruised me

    #528886

    @rogue trader wrote:

    @trapper wrote:

    No offence intended but what sex is somer1 ?

    i know he is male and he has come up with ingenious jape to knock the last three letters of the county where he lives,hilarious isnt it,try knocking off the last 3 letters to yours and bang it on

    you somer sir i applaud you for your deep dry s,o,h

    take a bow son
    take a bow. =D> =D> =D>

    #528779

    @hecate wrote:

    I watch the room a lot, can be very interesting. Here’s a scenario in a chat room. Two woman in a chat room. Two men watches how they interact. One man says two the other, I fancy the dark one, you can have the blonde.
    .

    Its massively pedantic I know but how do you know the hair colour :?

    #528752

    @kent f OBE wrote:

    Been guilty myself many a time for posting threads that should really be elsewhere but I am a lazy biatch and can’t be bothered to go elsewhere on the boards anymore…I used to actively post all over the shop…not sure why I stopped
    So Hectate carry on :lol:

    It’s true she is

    #528050

    Only you know :wink:

    #528778

    @hecate wrote:

    Yeah yeah yeah why don’t you just join in.If you are trying to pit me and traps against each other it wont happen. I had something to say to him and I sed. No problem. See that is what im talking about. I have no problems with traps, I love his posting. There is no harm in telling him what I thought. :roll:

    and no offence taken

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