ubermik

@Bad Manners wrote:

Bum Likey. I like that word.

Your still a tw/at though.

Which word? Bum or lickey? :lol: :wink:

Yeah I know I can be a Tw At, but the upside to being one is that not only does it feel good when I lick myself, but I taste great too :lol:

@Bad Manners wrote:

As opposed to the half-baked and unbelivable tosh that’s be in the Papers the past few weeks.
Im sure your Womans intuition still tells you there’s something there PB, but the case against the McCanns is collapsing faster than a row of Domino’s.

Now the Mob will change tactics and play the Negligence Card…

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@Drivel wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

2hrs 9mins video, have u lost your mind lol.

You wouldnt expect somebody who types so much long winded cr*ap to post a “short” video do you?

That’s true fast

Spoils all the threads as far as I am concerned – you’d think he’d be able to dilute the cr*ap to some sort of more manageable…

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So as if leaving all three kids in an unlocked hotel room to save on childminding fees wasnt bad enough, now we find out they transport the twins around in the boot to get out of having to buy or rent child seats hahaha………… :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The thot plickens….. :shock:

Infact to make it clearer this is how, when translated into “miklish” I read that passage with the addition of the undertones

“Yeah yeah if it will make you feel better we feel guilty etc blah blah, whatever you want me to say if it makes you happy. But why waste time on that when the other persons guilt means mine doesnt really matter in the…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

I think you’re looking at the bottom four paragraph’s of this article Mary. :wink:

http://www.express.co.uk/ourcomments/view/19125

An interesting article BM. The bit you refer to I think is:

An interview with Mr and Mrs McCann was released yesterday in which they spoke about being under the “magnifying g…

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On all of the televised statements and interviews their statements on them leaving the kids alone were at best pathetic, their wording revolved around phrases like “we were naive” and “we made a silly mistake” or my favourite “we had a lapse in judgement” :shock:

Their wording and tone would have seemed right at home IF they had actually been…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

I only allow the heating on 4 days a year total, spilt over about 8 days. Half here half there. I have energy saving bulbs like everywhere.

Thats what letting British Gas control your electric does for you. WTF do they know about electricity??!! Its all in the name!

Im not allowed to change suppliers till I catch up the…

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@sharongooner wrote:

Can you explain why then, I moved into a brand spanking new build last May and my electricity bill has gone from 35 quid a month to 105?

Its all energy saving stuff. It dont work!! :shock:

I think I have the answer goonybint

When they say “energy saving” what they really mean is that its SOOOOO expensive to heat that you…[Read more]

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

2hrs 9mins video, have u lost your mind lol.

Surely you only need to watch the first 5-10 minutes to suss out if you find it interesting enough to continue watching or not?

Is there some universal law I’m not aware of that says if someone watches the first few minutes of a programme they HAVE to watch all of it even if…[Read more]

@Drivel wrote:

@ubermik wrote:

@Drivel wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Just out of curiosity Drivel – what theories are there behind 11/11?

I was trying to add a spice of humour to a topic that has gone well OTT in here – but the fact remains that most of the hysterical anti_McCanns are the same people who hold the ridculous conspiracy theories – says…

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@Drivel wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Just out of curiosity Drivel – what theories are there behind 11/11?

I was trying to add a spice of humour to a topic that has gone well OTT in here – but the fact remains that most of the hysterical anti_McCanns are the same people who hold the ridculous conspiracy theories – says something about the kind of folks…

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@Slayer wrote:

It is exceptionally generic not to say naive to suggest most millionaires have failed their way to the top!

Well maybe you should point that out to the countless millionairs who in their biographies talk about all the failures they had to contend with, tell them theyre lying and dont know what theyre talking about lol, I’m sure…[Read more]

@fastcars wrote:

@ubermik wrote:

@R.O.T.T wrote:

in the 21st century
does it matter

More specifically tho, yes it matters

Because if being gay was ONLY genetic then it could be tested for at the foetal change, the causes of it could be identified and either avoided or corrected if the parents to be would prefer a normal child as well as it possibly…

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@Anita Gofradump wrote:

LOL, what planet have you escaped from? Can you name a single contraceptive thats 100% effective? Have a go, I dare ya lol

Show someone a picture of PATS and tell them your kid might be deformed and ugly like that, if that isnt a safe bet i dont know what is!

Well the pic she has as an avatar looks pretty…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Yes but sending them into space is a lot better that the American practice called (I believe) feltching.

True, one is sending the gerbils where no man has gone before, the other is sending them where loads of men have not just gone, but cum too lol

Although space has black holes too, theyre just not as hairy or smelly

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@ubermik wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

The Russian space agency has blasted ten gerbils into space for a 12-day mission to test the possible effects on humans of a flight to Mars. Hmmm I think I see a flaw in their thinking here, how exactly will sending Gerbils into space tell us anything at all about HUMANS?

Apparantly sand gerbils…

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

QUOTE FROM UBER”And yet if you sneak a peek at the abortion thread you will see people lining up to absolve people of personal responsibility and the freedom to choose and instead wanting to dictate to them that a baby they might for financial reasons amongst others have wanted to abort should be kept who will either by…

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OMG lol

Lobotomised retards must look down on you then if you think thats “looking down” on someone :lol: :lol: :lol:

Since when has a statement of fact been either negative or positive? And even more intriguingly when as I DID point out, when its actually stated by the person themselves to begin with

You will struggle to find a single…[Read more]

@R.O.T.T wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

So the ‘grinning pullover’ is throwing good money after bad.

A fool and his money are easily parted.

yea hes a real bankrupt clown

Yeah, this is the same shrewd judge of character that thought his charisma and none profit making approach would secure him the lottery contract without the need to give bribes, the…[Read more]