ugo

@sharongooner wrote:

@Miss Minx wrote:

Ugo almost had me convinced then… :lol:

hehehe nice try Ugo!! :lol:

Twas a good one eh Shazzer lol

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Galadriel wrote:

…Is he really?…..gosh you wouldnt think it would you?
…..and he seemed like such a nice man, thank you ForumhostPB…

( btw, love the suit! ) :D

Well thank you – it fell off one of Ugo’s untaxed uninsured vans.

Awww Bless PB , see you even mention me in here where I hardly ever venture these days…[Read more]

@Matty wrote:

thats nothing, its been nearly 8 months since i last slept with somone

roflmfao why Matty WHY does this not suprise me at all …….. :lol: :lol: :lol: :-({|=

@Miss Minx wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I just hope Santa gets my letter on time!

Didn’t your mummy ever tell you santa is not real, and neither is the tooth fairy or the easter bunny. :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Lethargic

@Cymorill wrote:

Here is a tip, if you are going to pretend to be a member of staff, learn some basic English :wink:.

alreet ill fink abowt that then & work on my grammar ok thanx . :wink:

Freezing mi nads off , bloody central heating on the blink , so sat ere on ere with mi coat on waiting for a guy to come & pick up a Jameson Pub Sign i sold on eBay ……Brrrrrr……

@*Sian wrote:

Ugo would shag anything given half the chance :P

YOU SAW ME in the summer didnt you ? someone said it was cracking the pavements outside & I got done for indecent exposer …….

Newcastle

@Miss Minx wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Miss if you,d like to take a ticket, (like the ones on the deli counter in tescos) it,ll have your very own, unique reference number on it. Then if you,d like to wait patiently, your complaint will be dealt with…….errrrr, eventually. We will leave no stone unturned in our quest to find out who deleted your thread.…

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THIS IS MINE :o :o :o

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

£75 for a knackered xbox?? :lol:

How do you know i aint got the technology to fix it eh eh eh !!! :o

‘Cos you have major problems fixing yourself a fried egg sandwich Ugo – so as for you fixing an X Box …… well you’d have more chance having sex with a woman.

Got a new Gas cooker PB…[Read more]

PASS :? :? :?

The Very Best Of
Extreme
EUPHORIA
:D :D :D

@fastcars wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i’m she would love to give everything up for you ugo

I’m sure she would ….. but it might be a long wait until Ugo’s current girlfriend gets a puncture.

£99.00 you can whip her n all sorts & she wont pop :D :D :D

Not even if u stick your little prick in her… :?:

well if you…[Read more]

:-({|= :-({|= :-({|=

@*Sian wrote:

Oh Santa will be pleased!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vu-tYuOWQY&feature=related
I beg to differ !!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MuJmww9dJg8&feature=related

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

I hope you’re insured.

I doubt it – the Tax Disc is out of date.

BTW: If you want a bit of sport, you can blow up the photograph and read his vehicle licence number from the Tax Disc.

Of course HMRC wouldn’t be interested in somebody not declaring their earnings would they?

since when has 05/08 been out of date…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i’m she would love to give everything up for you ugo

I’m sure she would ….. but it might be a long wait until Ugo’s current girlfriend gets a puncture.

£99.00 you can whip her n all sorts & she wont pop :D :D :D

Dont you two have Jobs to go too … ? I`m away on a Removal now :D More X-mas Money yipeeeeeee …… :D :D :D