ugo

cooking apple
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Two pubes on a toilet seat one says to the other “How long you staying “?
The other replies ” Dunno , until I get pished off I suppose” :D :D :D

life is bad when you click this link

http://www.puffgames.com/

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there’s no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt…[Read more]

It’s Saturday morning and Bob’s just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
“Hello?” says a little girl’s voice.

“Hi, honey, it’s Daddy,” says Bob. “Is Mommy near the phone?”

“No,…[Read more]

@stevenage_f wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@ugo wrote:

I wish

> just to be on just on more messenger list 8-[

I wonder who’s?

Hmmm Lets just take five & give that a little thought shall we

:idea: :?:

:-k :-k :-k thinking :idea:

Ive put my :idea:…

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@stevenage_f wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@ugo wrote:

I wish

> just to be on just on more messenger list 8-[

I wonder who’s?

Hmmm Lets just take five & give that a little thought shall we

:idea: :?:

:-k :-k :-k thinking :idea:

Ive put my :idea: in the post :!: :D

But you…

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@stevenage_f wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@ugo wrote:

I wish

> just to be on just on more messenger list 8-[

I wonder who’s?

Hmmm Lets just take five & give that a little thought shall we

:idea: :?:

:-k :-k :-k thinking :idea:

Ive put my :idea: in the post :!: :D

But you know what xmas post is like…

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never eat yellow snow

@stevenage_f wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@stevenage_f wrote:

@ugo wrote:

I wish

> just to be on just on more messenger list 8-[

I wonder who’s?

Hmmm Lets just take five & give that a little thought shall we

:idea: :?:

:-k :-k :-k thinking :idea:

Ive put my :idea: in the post :!: :D

@stevenage_f wrote:

@ugo wrote:

I wish

> just to be on just on more messenger list 8-[

I wonder who’s?

Hmmm Lets just take five & give that a little thought shall we

:idea: :?:

I wish

> just to be on just on more messenger list 8-[

@Amberose wrote:

BLOCKED!!!

whoops ( Unblocked )

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

dumbf/ck

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@stevenage_f wrote:

Two words ….WHOO HOO

one word = MESSENGER

once bougt a Turkey was just at the top of the stairs to the car park when …. bag burst open ! Turkey bounced down the stairs & was knackered .

The Moral = Best sha gged Bird Ive ever seen :lol: :lol: :lol:

@fastcars wrote:

@sunny wrote:

Today i wish in 2 hours from now when im sitting cheering singing me lads on freezing me balls off they will win 1 for me and the other 29000

PLEASE GOD

just once let me see them win :roll: :twisted:

Uve got balls???……. :shock: :shock: :shock:

She got balls of steel mate if she sitting on the terraces…[Read more]

why is it you can sit there on a saturday morning , watch the whole programme “Saturday morning Kitchen ” then go on the website , print off the instructions & what you need , follow it to the letter & it all goes ti*s up at the end grrrrrrrrrrrrr :evil: :(

Beef rendang

@fastcars wrote:

The truth thread…… :-k

Ok ok…. I will be honest.. 8-[

Are you a slow truck then

>

:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :lol:

Im not really a car.. :oops: :-

when working as a Drayman & your 2nd man is a complete W-anchor