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A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he noticed that something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and there was no response from his pilot.

The blind man felt around for the radio, then called the radio tower in a panic, “Help! Help!”

The tower quickly responded and asked, “What’s the problem?”

The blind man yelled…[Read more]

well said sunny & ffs fastykins sort your msn out in out in out do the hoky fasto & turn about

@*Dawny* wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@PP1 wrote:

Tiger is the correct answer wel done Rainy

Question 12 is:-

What is the most intelligent sub-human animal?

Wrong is that PP1 I think you will find that the siberian Tiger is the correct answer ……….. you know the one that i said earlier …..!!!

think u will find ugo, that was wot rainny did…

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@PP1 wrote:

Tiger is the correct answer wel done Rainy

Question 12 is:-

What is the most intelligent sub-human animal?

Wrong is that PP1 I think you will find that the siberian Tiger is the correct answer ……….. you know the one that i said earlier …..!!!

Siberian Tiger

HOW WOMEN GET TO HEAVEN

A small boy walks into his mother’s room and catches her topless.
“Mommy, Mommy, what are those?” he says pointing to her breasts.

“Well, son,” she says, These are balloons, and when you die, they
inflate and float you up to heaven.”

Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite
satisfied. Two…[Read more]

@Jooly wrote:

@Dagger wrote:

UGO

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

“Unfaithful”
Arriving home early from work one day. I heard the wife moaning upstairs. She must be on the toilet I thought to myself! Getting up the stairs myself, turned out, she was only in bed with my best friend, my Next door neighbour, I was shocked, stunned flabberghasted,…[Read more]

WHY …………….

The purpose of this page is to keep those natives who are “away” informed. To offer those “from away” a small glimpse of this wonderful state. And to give those who just need to “get away” a place to visit albeit in “cyberspace” …. Tony Cassista

For those of you “from away” as we like to call you, who have never been…[Read more]

brown pelican

Gaggle

the cheetah as it can reach speeds up to 71 miles per hour .

Bored Now

A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she is concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop are charging are very high. She goes to the clerk and explains her concern. “Well, I have a frog in the back that I can let you have for $50,” the clerk says. “$50?” the woman replies. “That seems terribly expensive for a frog.” “Well, t…[Read more]

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: “Please note that this Bank is
installing new “Drive-through” teller machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new
facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when
accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE &
FEMALE…[Read more]

@PP1 wrote:

Enjoy … Extracts from actual letters sent to various councils and housing
associations throughout the UK:

1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt
my knob off.

2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he
put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

3. .. and their 18…

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@sunny wrote:

Just why why do i feel sh it why do i feel lonely in a full room why do i want to cry why no one nos

http://www.the-jokes.com/magic/6cards.php

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun.

So he told her all she had to do was take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.

After 15 minutes of this, the blonde’s blonde friend came over and asked what she was…[Read more]

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole, and you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.” He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same…[Read more]