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@fastcars wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@ugo wrote:

ffs puts three durex into one for extra gerth :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wif ribs…. :?: :D

for sure & biscuit flavor :lol:

U can borrow me tooth pick if ye like.. :lol:

cant she just use the rubbers :lol:

@ugo wrote:

ffs puts three durex into one for extra gerth :lol: :lol: :lol:

Are ya hoping it will make your performance more erm memorable :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(just noticed that pats) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@ugo wrote:

ffs puts three durex into one for extra gerth :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wif ribs…. :?: :D

@fastcars wrote:

@ugo wrote:

ffs fastcars im all out of stamina pills can you do us a borrow :lol: :lol: :lol:

Soz m8….. i need every last one.. :P

:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

@Cas wrote:

@TADpole wrote:

@Cas wrote:

@ugo wrote:

If you go into a Jobcentre as I did recently .

You go up to reception & tell them you have an appointment at 10-40am (its now 10-39) your told to have a seat over there & your sat waiting a gd half an hour.
Then An ASIAN guy walks in striaght up to reception in his PJ`s holds out a piece of paper &…

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@ugo wrote:

@Lisey wrote:

Finishing work AGAIN YAYAYAYAY

wonders who you are & where you are & how you sneaked in past me :lol:

im lisey,im here and i got through the crack in the wall :P

@Mrs Clean wrote:

@ugo wrote:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Surely the 39 year old lard-fundamental orifice could have picked up a phone to get help herself.

lmfao @ martins sensitive side :lol: :lol: :lol:

But do agree in this day n age she must have at least owned a mobile phone or summat

hehehehehehe cracked me up that one Martin :lol: :lol:…

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@ugo wrote:

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Surely the 39 year old lard-fundamental orifice could have picked up a phone to get help herself.

lmfao @ martins sensitive side :lol: :lol: :lol:

But do agree in this day n age she must have at least owned a mobile phone or summat

hehehehehehe cracked me up that one Martin :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@TADpole wrote:

@Cas wrote:

@ugo wrote:

If you go into a Jobcentre as I did recently .

You go up to reception & tell them you have an appointment at 10-40am (its now 10-39) your told to have a seat over there & your sat waiting a gd half an hour.
Then An ASIAN guy walks in striaght up to reception in his PJ`s holds out a piece of paper & when asked…

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@Cas wrote:

@ugo wrote:

If you go into a Jobcentre as I did recently .

You go up to reception & tell them you have an appointment at 10-40am (its now 10-39) your told to have a seat over there & your sat waiting a gd half an hour.
Then An ASIAN guy walks in striaght up to reception in his PJ`s holds out a piece of paper & when asked a question says…

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@ugo wrote:

If you go into a Jobcentre as I did recently .

You go up to reception & tell them you have an appointment at 10-40am (its now 10-39) your told to have a seat over there & your sat waiting a gd half an hour.
Then An ASIAN guy walks in striaght up to reception in his PJ`s holds out a piece of paper & when asked a question says “me speak…

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@ugo wrote:

SWITCHING OFF THE PUTER LATE AT NIGHT

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: this is dawnys thread ye dirty scruff…………theres a pic thread sumewere else.

@ugo wrote:

she aint online yet after her big move but , been told to get her sh1t together & get bk here :lol:

wot big move??

@ugo wrote:

THIS

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ooooooooooooooooooh you said it was a secret , that we erm … got married lmaoooooooooooooo :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

bad bad boy!!!!!! :lol:

@ugo wrote:

@crazy chick wrote:

@ugo wrote:

what ever Trevor as they say :lol:

who’s trevor :shock: is he anuther newbie?
or was he my bridesmaid :lol: @ ugo :wink:

ooops gypsssss i forgot to give you the keys , :lol:
when ya lent me handcuffs again :oops: :D

buys a one way ticket to crazy chicks dungeon & brings his own lube…

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@magnifico wrote:

@ugo wrote:

emails kleenex :lol:

don’t do that !!!!
he won’t use them for crying in to :wink:

Tadpole`s a feline do..h :lol: :lol: :lol:

@ugo wrote:

emails kleenex :lol:

don’t do that !!!!
he won’t use them for crying in to :wink:

@fastcars wrote:

@ugo wrote:

BLOCKED

fastcars :twisted:

:twisted: Im off to work shortly m8. Will unblock u tonite if your good.. :wink: :lol:

better sign out now then as me dont do good pmsll :lol:

@ugo wrote:

BLOCKED

fastcars :twisted:

:twisted: Im off to work shortly m8. Will unblock u tonite if your good.. :wink: :lol:

@ugo wrote:

my eyes :lol:
my c**k :shock:

LMFAO ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: